Zombie Apocalypse Quotes

...I can't make exceptions for myself. If I can run, I will run. I don't have to feel good to do it.

~ Patricia Hamill

... Have you considered that maybe this is the birth of a new world, that what happens next is a golden opportunity to change the nature of man in a fundamental way?”“Those are brave words, Tiresias.”“New parents can’t afford to be anything but brave, Eddie.

~ Joe Mckinney

If you're not learning how to live off the land, then you're only learning how to survive in the short-term. (During a conversation with someone in regards to surviving a zombie apocalypse, 2017)

~ J. N. Morgan

We’re not a people worth saving, plain and simple. We’re completely beyond that—both the undead and the few still living. Yeah, 'living.' Some life, huh? But it’s the only life we could ever possibly live if we want to stay alive another day. It’s our life that terrifies me.

~ Bryant A. Loney

I do care. That's why I hunt them. But if you've seen what I have, then you learn to deal with the murders and disappearances. You learn to push it aside and move on. The other life isn't here anymore. This new world has its own rules. Survival of the fittest is one of them. If you're hoping for kindness and pity, don't hold your breath.

~ Susanne Winnacker

We’re trying to rebuild society, not plunge it back into chaos.” – character quote

~ Andrew Cormier

I had watched him single handedly rip the head off a zombie as he had simultaneously prayed for its soul. When you witness a man do something like that, it changes your perception of them.

~ Andrew Cormier

If she did bitch-slap me, I'd bitch-slap her right back, but I resented the word bitch and all its familiar forms, as it was degrading to women and dogs everywhere.

~ G.g. Silverman

It ain’t how hard you are when you’re standing over top of someone that really matters. It’s how hard you are when someone’s standing over top of you that shows what you’re made of.

~ Cedric Nye

Alice is fictional. This isn't.

~ Jess C. Scott

I fared excellent on the zombie apocalypse assessment; however, I did not do so well on the surviving without your love questionnaire.

~ Amanda Mosher

Wouldn't it be ironic if everyone who got a radio up and running just sat around waiting for everyone else to transmit a message?

~ Patricia Hamill

She really talks to you, doesn't she? She asked. it's not just you talking to her. She talks BACK.hel, half the time she starts it. I said, half-defensively. I know it's weird.Well, yes, it's weird. Technically, I think it's insane. But who am I to judge? Maggie shrugged. I live in a house most people view as the setting of a horror movie waiting to happen, with an army of security ninjas and a couple dozen epileptic dogs for company. I don't think I'm qualified to pass judgement on 'weird'.

~ Mira Grant

I have to get stronger, harder, and faster. The only way to get hard enough to walk the Apocalypse Road is in the crucible of battle.

~ Cedric Nye

Plus, I wondered if any of these celebrities were alive; or if Brangelina was now a zombified couple.

~ Shannon Jaeger

But the sounds behind me tell me why. I risk a glance and see so many Zs on our asses that I wonder if they've been doing pilates all this time to get in shape for the great Whispering Pines mad-dash marathon.

~ Jake Bible

If a fae sorcerer, or sorcerers, are using necromancy to raise the dead they need to be stopped. No matter what happens, we need to bring a reckoning.--Catherine

~ Chris Pavesic

Listen up, Little Miss Fun Hater. Off the record, if it wasn't for our school's strict but smarmy anti-bullying laws, I would bitch-slap you into next summer.

~ G.g. Silverman

Nicky turned and bolted. He’d only had about a thirty foot head start and a few were closing ground on him quickly. He cursed his hundred-dollar shoes and his vanity. The shoes looked great, but were definitely not made for running, nor was the suit he was wearing. He vowed that if he made it out of there alive, he’d only wear sneakers and track suits for the rest of his days. Of course, I’ll probably be laughed out of the mob, but I don’t care at this point.

~ Ian Mcclellan

You’re drunk. They’d arrest you on the spot.” “What? There’s no law against driving a car when you’re drunk.” He swayed back and forth while he spoke. “Besides, I’m not drunk.” “Fine, you’re not drunk, but you’ve been drinking and there is a law that says you can’t drive when you’re drunk. It’s called driving while intoxicated or driving under the influence or something like that. I’ll drive.” “Hmmm… Never heard of it. Okay- you drive.

~ Ian Mcclellan

The procedure, not yet approved in the United States or in Europe, was a form of stem cell therapy.

~ Joseph M. Chiron

You got what you deserved. Now be a man and confess to what most of us already know.

~ Stacy Buck

Mia,' she whispered. I turned around. 'What?' I whispered back.She smiled at me a little. 'LEEERRROOOY JEEENNKKIINNNSS!' she shouted, then spun around and ran toward the Z's in the lighting section.

~ John Green

You can't take highways during the apocalypse, because they'll be packed with panicky people.

~ J. Cornell Michel

Then she was there in the doorway of the ambulance at his feet. She jumped up like a lion, then stood up on two feet like a human. Her hair was thick and full. She had a mouthful of giant teeth. He could see four pronounced canines in the front and strong claws where her fingernails had been. Her strong body was shriveled and emaciated with her ribs and hip bones sticking out prominently like a concentration camp victim. Her stench was overpowering, like a deer carcass left to rot on the side of the road.

~ Joseph M. Chiron