Crystal Woods Quotes

I had a dream about you last night. We were in your old Civic. Nine Inch Nails was turned up on the stereo and I was taking pictures of you behind the wheel with my disposable camera. We went through the drive through at El Pollo Loco, placed an order for a hundred bucks worth of food, and then just drove off at the window. I miss being stupid with you.

~ Crystal Woods

It's hard to say which I like more, the perfectly happy days or the hours right after we've ended a good fight.

~ Crystal Woods

Realizing that many you once thought the world of are nothing but glorified assholes means you've grown up. 

~ Crystal Woods

Everyday's a honeymoon. Cuz darling, I love you to the moon.

~ Crystal Woods

I love you madly, forever.

~ Crystal Woods

(Divorce)We’ll remarry someday when we’ve grown, Like royalty who’ve earned the throne. An aisle made of gold, To have and to hold.My dress made of rags, A suit that’s so torn.All eyes are on me,But mine only on you. You give your hand,A king to his queen,But know this darling,Mulligans aren’t for the weak. By changing the rules,We’re changing the war,The wounds that we’ve known,Battle stains on the floor.But from this day on,The same as before, You are the apple,My eyes still adore.Worth more than one shot,Though we’ll face the worst a lot,Better days will come,If we stay and don’t run.And if a wave takes us out,I know we’ll figure it out. And if the current takes us in, I know we’ll do it all again.

~ Crystal Woods

When you leave, I feel like I'm alone with your demons.

~ Crystal Woods

At the end of the day, we're all striving to be touched, somehow.

~ Crystal Woods

Don't cry about it. Write about it.

~ Crystal Woods

If there's something I'm not good at, it's usually because I just organically despise it. I can't help that. I'm fabulous at too many other things to waste my time faking it.

~ Crystal Woods

Unknowingly, he prepared me to survive the rest of my days with the way he shielded himself from emotional vulnerabilities that slowly destroy the rest of us.

~ Crystal Woods

Of all the heartache I will ever know, only some of it will be real. The rest, I will create.

~ Crystal Woods

My sincerest gratitude to every ass hole, horrible boss, and worthless piece of shit I've ever met for giving me new and endless material to work with and a way to earn a living exposing you.

~ Crystal Woods

I had this dream about you. We went hunting up in the mountains and I caught a unicorn. You told me now I know how it feels to be you.

~ Crystal Woods

I had this dream about you last night. We were still married. I was giving you a haircut, like I always did, being careful to trim around the scar on the back of your head. I’m sorry I sometimes forgot it and left you with a bald spot. And, I’m sorry we didn’t work out. But you look pretty happy on Instagram.

~ Crystal Woods

Just smile, breath, and give thanks (and there is always a reason to), because it beats the hell out of the alternative.

~ Crystal Woods

When nothing is at stake, everything's a waste.

~ Crystal Woods

My spirit is free. My heart is taken.

~ Crystal Woods

I wrote this about you, about our love, our story. And I feel so damn lucky that others in this world, strangers in other parts, can steal a piece of what we have and feel so lucky too.

~ Crystal Woods

Just as the world spun us into existence, it will spin on long after we are gone.

~ Crystal Woods

Don't forget to breathe deep from your gut and attempt to see every day as the ultimate last one. Live in it like it's your last interactions, last experiences, your last time in the sun, and tomorrow comes.

~ Crystal Woods

A sunset is the sun’s fiery kiss to the night.

~ Crystal Woods

Drink up my honey eyes,Kiss them shut every night,And be my 'one' all my life.

~ Crystal Woods

I had a dream about you last night, for the millionth time! We did what we always do in my dreams. We talked, but we never made out. How come I still dream about you if we never freaking make out?

~ Crystal Woods

You might never comprehend my madness. But it stands behind my undying love for you. You're the object of my everything. I’m sorry I’ve been stupid lately.

~ Crystal Woods

Madeleine Albright says, “There is a special place in hell for women who don't help other women.” I wonder what happens to women who bully other women.

~ Crystal Woods

I'll only tell you what matters. And the truth is, everything matters. Nothing is an accident, really.

~ Crystal Woods

I had a dream about you. You were a stranger playing a gig in this pub where I was waitressing. I felt like I knew you or needed to, so I asked you to have a few drinks with me. Then my alarm went off. I sat up in bed to see you still sleeping. I’m glad I decided to wear a kilt that summer while I was in school.

~ Crystal Woods

Chemically, I'm as off as I can be. But you fix me.

~ Crystal Woods

I'll share my life with you. But, not my doughnuts.

~ Crystal Woods

If love is a form of substance abuse, I hope to die high.

~ Crystal Woods

Love is the best drug, bar none.

~ Crystal Woods

Quite often you drive me mad, but more often I'm just mad about you. And that darling, that's the best love there is.

~ Crystal Woods

Even when I'm sleeping, I go to places where you are.

~ Crystal Woods

Butterflies. Everyday.

~ Crystal Woods

Making the hard to decision to throw away a once favorite bra is like deleting an ex-friend that repeatedly let you down.

~ Crystal Woods

It's the person that calls you up because they're eating at ‘our favorite spot,’ and it made them think of you and miss being there with you. That's a friend, to me.

~ Crystal Woods

The moment my niece came into the world, I realized that logic can't make sense of someone who's so brand new to you.

~ Crystal Woods

I imagine you dream of me on the nights I dream of you. I'm always so confused by the platonic way we enjoy each other’s company. We talk about so many things that I can't recall when I wake up. How did you get me pregnant last night? We never touch in my dreams.

~ Crystal Woods

I had a dream about you last night. Our vices had wings and our fears could breathe fire. There was nowhere to hide and we were trapped alive. So you reached for your sword and slashed my arm, waking me and saving my life.

~ Crystal Woods