Boys Quotes

Well, first you have to be very, very funny. I have realized that it is essential for a boy to be funny. Otherwise, what is the point in a boy?

~ Jaclyn Moriarty

No, but I mean do you like him? You know, in the carnal sense.I rolled my eyes. You've clearly been spending too much time with Dex.

~ Rachel Hawkins

I'm not some character from a boys' manga. ~Yukio

~ Kazue Kato

Finally, I asked how you got a boy to like you back. She said, 'Just be yourself,' as though I had any idea who that might be.

~ Melissa Bank

These boys talk more than a pack ofwomen.

~ Kristen Ashley

What a surprise. That boy doesn't have the sense God gave a cactus.

~ Kathleen Peacock

I thought guys were complicated. Maybe they are. But maybe they're easy and it's really me who's complicated.

~ Robin Brande

She dressed in bohemian clothes, penned novels, panted, and yearned to roam forgotten corners of the world. She was habitually defiant and fearless, and when she felt controlled, as she often did, she could be irresistibly willfull. Mostly, she was bored silly by the vanilla sort boys who trailed her around, and by the stodgy set in Miami Beach.

~ Laura Hillenbrand

lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes.

~ Diane Messidoro

So weird,” Decker mumbled. “I thought she walked through walls.”“I guess she doesn't have to. This is how she kept getting my porno stash last summer,”Beckgrumbled. “I had it behind lock and key.”“Our porno stash. I told you to give it to Grandpa Louis. She leaves him alone.

~ Lizzy Ford

Every guy seems nice until he’s not.

~ Claire Lazebnik

AHA! interrupted Officer Shrift, making another note in his little book. Just as I thought: boys are the cause of everything.

~ Norton Juster

Good, stupid high school boys aren't worth It She throws an arm over my shoulder. They're trained to like a certain type of girl, with highlights and pretty nails- the kind who are good at remembering to put on lotion every morning after they shower. She smiles like she's got a dirty secret. And let's face it..... sluts.

~ Siobhan Vivian

Boys do not long for fathers who will usher them through the gauntlet of psychological disconnect. They long for fathers who have themselves survived intact. Boys do not ache for their father's masculinity. They ache for their fathers' hearts.

~ T. Real

I’m doing boy detox. Like a diet, only for my emotional health.

~ Becca Fitzpatrick

My cousin Georgia says that boys are like gazelles. She says the get alarmed when they get close to girls. And they have to leap off into the woods like gazelles in trousers. Or have I just made that up?

~ Louise Rennison

Boys are marvellous creatures. Perhaps they will sink below the brutes, perhaps they will attain to a woman’s tenderness.

~ E.m. Forster