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You will suffer, son of Hades!’ What else is new? Nico thought.

~ Rick Riordan

Rick Riordan Dark Humour Humour Life Nico Di Angelo Suffering

If you removed all the arteries, veins, & capillaries from a person’s body, and tied them end-to-end…the person will die.

~ Neil Degrasse Tyson

Neil Degrasse Tyson Dark Humor Dark Humour Funny Humor Humour Science

How was your afternoon?“No one died, so it was a big improvement on my morning.

~ Will Kostakis

Will Kostakis Dark Humour Death Humour

He had followed the calendar, the years, time-Bird farted.And it came to me, as though it were riding one moment of the gusting wind, as though bird had had it in him all the time and had passed it to me in that one moment of instant corruption.

~ James Welch

James Welch Dark Humour History Revelation

If you have seen darkness, you will appreciate the dawn of light.

~ Lailah Gifty Akita

Lailah Gifty Akita Appreciation Dark Dark Humour Darkness Inspiration Lailah Gifty Akita Affirmations Light Shine Bright Shine Your Light

The light and the stars guide my way.

~ Lailah Gifty Akita

Lailah Gifty Akita Dark Humour Darkness And Light Light Light And Darkness Lightning Shine Your Light Shine Your Star Shining Moment Shining Your Light

He looked at the silver pocketknife in his hand. An idea came to him – possibly the stupidest, craziest idea he’d had since he thought, Hey, I’ll get Percy to swim in the River Styx! He’ll love me for that!

~ Rick Riordan

Rick Riordan Dark Humour Memory Nico Di Angelo Past

Moreover, man carries in his heart the desire always to wield his scientific knowledge in service of the greater good. He would of course never use it for destructive purposes. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! ...

~ Jacques Tardi

Jacques Tardi Dark Humor Dark Humour Evil Humanity

Knives are sharp, but are equally confusing.

~ Nathan Hassall

Nathan Hassall Dark Humour Funny Nascent Illusion Sad Scary Strange

If the US is a human melting pot, then Eastern Europe is a scrap yard.

~ Péter Zilahy

Péter Zilahy Central Europe Dark Humour Dictatorship Novel

I knew today was gonna be bad, but I never got close to this

~ Ian Ayris

Ian Ayris Crime Dark Humour

The young woman's perfect breast didn't yield beneath the gentle pressure of two latexed fingers.What're you doing? Professor Robert 'Lithium Bob' Beck frowned at me.I don't know. It's what I did when I first saw her…Why? asked Doc Donald, about to assist with the post mortem.She seemed so… pink. Maybe to see if she was alive… I saw the Prof and the Doc exchange a look. It was an unconventional - no, plain weird - place to touch her.

~ Morana Blue

Morana Blue Crime Dark Humour Psychological Thriller

All I said was that I thought it was a judgement from God that Blyth had first lost his leg and then had the replacement become the instrument of his downfall. All because of the rabbits. Eric, who was going through a religious phase at the time which I suppose I was to some extent copying, thought this was a terrible thing to say; God wasn't like that. I said the one I believed in was.

~ Iain Banks

Iain Banks Dark Dark Humour Faith God Religion

It’s not easy to be God.

~ Péter Zilahy

Péter Zilahy Central Europe Coming Of Age Dark Humour Sacrifice

The concrete floor beneath the airbed was hard and uncompromising, digging into her back and making it difficult to breathe. The stale air reeked of disinfectant and shit. And something else that she couldn't quite place. Death, perhaps?

~ Mark Tilbury

Mark Tilbury Dark Humour Psychological Thriller Suspense Thriller

Drink a bottle of cheap champagne. Mix with orange juice. A large Glenmorangie. Milk and blackish toast. Half a bottle of Blue Nun. Budweiser. Budweiser. Go to church. Say I do etc. Budweiser. Murphy’s. Jameson. Budweiser. Stella. Stella. Cake. Stella. Jameson. Stella. Vodka and orange. Vodka and black. Speech, speech. Vodka. Vodka. Double Jameson. Double vodka. Double vodka. Get carry-outs of barley wine. Say goodbye to aunties. Uncles. Mothers etc. Stop car on M18. Vomit. Sleep. Dream of dim-lit hallways and a black door. Wake up between Scarborough and Robin Hood’s Bay. Her not saying much. Driving.

~ Dean Lilleyman

Dean Lilleyman Addiction Alcoholism Dark Humour

My wife was saying to me just the other day how she's noticed a spring in my step lately. That was because I thought you were gone forever.' 'I missed you too, Thurid.

~ Derek Landy

Derek Landy Clever Dark Humour Funny Humor Uplifting Witty

However, for all his affection and loyalty towards the animal, the dog would soon be leaving him - they would both be present at a celebratory dinner when they reached the roof, he reflected with a touch of gallows-humour, but the poodle would be in the pot.

~ J.g. Ballard

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He liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger.

~ Derek Landy

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