Nothing reminds one of how shitty inequality is more often than the fact that there are companies who make and people who use 1-ply toilet papers.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Chauncy made a huge effort to control himself. “I had lunch at Maisie’s Diner.”“And?”“And what? It was the most revolting lunch it has been my misfortune to consume.”“And after?”“Diarrhea, of course.
~ Douglas Preston
Blood is thicker than water, and so is diarrhea
~ Josh Stern
It was the kind of storm that suggests the whole sky has swallowed a diuretic.
~ Terry Pratchett
