As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread.
~ Michael Bassey Johnson
Don't look shy if you wear rag and people gag, many are in the grave wearing skeleton, and you should even be happier for wearing a skin without clothes.
I'm very depressed how in this country you can be told That's offensive as though those two words constitute an argument.
~ Christopher Hitchens
If heaven was created only for the most stupid clown, then Mr Bean could have been the only righteous man on earth.
