Humor Quotes

The more thou search, the more thou shall marvel; for the world hast fast to pass away-

~ Compton Gage

The world hast fast to pass away- And cannot comprehend the things that are promised to the righteous in time to come: for this world is full of unrighteousness and infirmities.

~ Compton Gage

As concerning the things whereof thou asked me, I will tell thee; for the evil is sown, but the destruction thereof is not yet come.

~ Compton Gage

If therefore that which is sown be not turned upside down, and if the place where the evil is sown passes not away, then cannot it come that is sown with good?

~ Compton Gage

The grain of evil seed had been sown in the heart of Adam from the beginning, and how much ungodliness had it brought up unto this time? and how much shall it yet bring forth until the time of threshing come?

~ Compton Gage

Ponder now by thyself, how great fruit of wickedness the grain of evil seed had brought forth. And when the ears shall be cut down, which are without number, how great a floor shall they fill?

~ Compton Gage

How, and when shall these things come to pass? wherefore are our years few and evil?

~ Compton Gage

Do not thou hasten above the most Highest: for thy haste is in vain to be above him, for thou hast much exceeded.

~ Compton Gage

Did not the souls also of the righteous ask question of these things in their chambers, saying, How long shall I hope on this fashion? when cometh the fruit of the floor of our reward?

~ Compton Gage

O Lord that bear rule, even we all are full of impiety. And for our sakes peradventure it is that the floors of the righteous are not filled, because of the sins of them that dwell upon the earth.

~ Compton Gage

Go thy way to a woman with child, and ask of her when she had fulfilled her nine months, if her womb may keep the birth any longer within her.

~ Compton Gage

In the grave the chambers of souls are like the womb of a woman: For like as a woman that travails make haste to escape the necessity of the travail: even so do these places haste to deliver those things that are committed unto them.

~ Compton Gage

From the beginning, look, what thou desires to see, it shall be shew thee.

~ Compton Gage

If I have found favor in thy sight, and if it be possible, and if I be meet therefore, shew me then whether there be more to come than is past, or more past than is to come.

~ Compton Gage

The greatest futility! says the congregator, The greatest futility! Everything is futile! What does a person gain from all his hard work- At which he toils under the sun? A generation goes and another cometh forth, but the earth remains the same.

~ Compton Gage

As thou know not what is the way of the spirit, nor how the bones do grow in the womb of her that is with child: even so thou know not the works of what makes all.

~ Compton Gage

In the morning sow thy seed, and in the evening withhold not thine hand: for thou know not whether shall prosper, either this or that, or whether they both shall be alike good.

~ Compton Gage

Truly the light is sweet, and a pleasant thing it is for the eyes to behold the sun: But if a man live many years, and rejoice in them all; yet let him remember the days of darkness; for they shall be many. And all that cometh is vanity.

~ Compton Gage

These be they that have put off the mortal clothing, and put on the immortal, and have confessed the name of God: now are they crowned, and receive palms.

~ Compton Gage

Go thy way, and tell my people, the people of thy Lord God what manner of things, and how great wonders of the Lord thy God, thou hast seen.

~ Compton Gage

And yet their reward appear not, and their labor had no fruit: for I have gone here and there through the heathen, and I see that they flow in wealth, and think not upon thy commandments.

~ Compton Gage

Weigh thou therefore their wickedness now in the balance, and theirs also that dwell the world; and so shall thy name no where be found anymore.

~ Compton Gage

When was it that they who dwell upon the earth have not sinned in thy sight? or what people have so kept thy commandments? Thou shall find that you all by name had kept thy precepts, but not the heathen.

~ Compton Gage

Thy heart had gone too far in this world, and think thou to comprehend the way of the most High?

~ Compton Gage

Set as higher dimensional beings walking the earth today, who must INcarnate (there is no REincarnation if there is no time. Exception: descending spirals which crystallize in lower frequencies) to live in the various dream worlds (this one included) with the final kick/baptism by water, pulling up ALL the densities/dimensions through LOVE.

~ Compton Gage

This is just a brief off the top of the head first blush analysis, and if one wanted to dig deeper, it wouldn't be difficult to discover more gems hidden in plain sight.Devil's Inception!

~ Compton Gage

The inner circle of humanity recognizes others through frequency, regardless of walk of life or positioning in the astral. This is an operation run invisibly from Outside the astral. Going Home represents the final shift to one's true spiritual families of light, in all dimensions of harmonics; higher vibrations/love in unity consciousness, above, below and literally everywhere and everynow.

~ Compton Gage

If the 4th dimension is blocked, which is a kind of cosmic umbrella, through which 5D through 9D and higher are designed to operate in physical realms, being non-physical, then the Devil who controls the spice controls everything. It would be easy to continue with the reasons behind death, terrible plague on earth.

~ Compton Gage

This is the vital difference between Conscious Beings, which we are morphing into organically, and those who are asleep or unconscious.

~ Compton Gage

The best place to conceal esoteric information is right in front of us.

~ Compton Gage

A terrible plague has either killed mankind or transformed them into demons ... and all they want is Compton's soul.The best place to conceal esoteric information is right in front of us.

~ Compton Gage

If I gave you a pity position it wouldn't be in my office.

~ Janet Evanovich

He smiled. I suppose I thought we'd have a madly impractical, terrifyingly modern sort of marriage. One based on love. Not to mention dangerous undertakings and hair's-breadth escapes from burning buildings, high ledges and exploding sewers.And bickering.Always that, yes.Assuming I want to marry at all.True. I know of no good way of forcing you to do anything.And you're mad enough to think it could work - one day?He cupped her face in his hands. His smile was so brilliant it seemed to illuminate the room. I think it would be heaven.She trembled, then. You have a very strange idea of heaven.Kiss me and see.

~ Y.s. Lee

More than anything. Rob persisted. You'd crawl on your belly over broken glass for her. Easy.

~ L.j. Smith

Hey!” I said, indignation filling me. “I’m immortal! Doesn’t that mean I won’t get saggy boobs and gray hair? Because if it doesn’t mean that, I want a refund—

~ Katie Macalister

Great. I'd been dumped in Hell's waiting room.

~ Karen Chance

You look like the vamp who bled the cat.

~ Kim Harrison

Kyra. Fred caught Kyra's eyes. I'm not in love with Ariana and I don't want half the kingdom.You don't?He shook his head. But I might stick around for a little while longer. There are some interesting things in the Kingdom of Mohr.Like what?Like a certain funny and extremely talented potioner.Kyra took a breath. I have to warn you, Hal isn't that great as a boyfriend. He's pretty self absorbed.

~ Bridget Zinn

He smiled. How kind of you to confirm what I already know. Perhaps next you will introduce me to myself. I hear I am quite popular.

~ Meredith Duran

She was not sorry. And if it was the wine telling her that, then she would tell the wine the same thing tomorrow. She was not sorry.

~ Mary Balogh