Me Quotes

Plus, I love comic writing. Nothing satisfies me more than finding a funny way to phrase something.

~ Michael Pollan

To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is.

~ Dick Cavett

It's funny; recently I've started to notice people's impersonations of me, and it's basically like a hyperactive child.

~ Dave Grohl

I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny.

~ Demetri Martin

I'm a pretty funny guy, and I would love to do a comedy with a bunch of funny guys - movie-star guys, where they could help me through it.

~ Lebron James

I would love to do a movie with Albert Brooks; we're so different, but I find him so funny, and I can be just as seemingly narcissistic as he comes off, the 'it's all about me' kind of thing.

~ Chevy Chase

It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don't like you, you're going to know about it.

~ Julia Roberts

I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.

~ Dylan Moran

One of the funny things in life to me is a guy who takes himself very seriously.

~ Dennis Farina

It's funny because being comedic and happy and lighthearted is who I am as a person, so they're easier emotions for me to connect with.

~ Lindsay Lohan

It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.

~ Joe Rogan

I have this weird obsession with kids and old people falling. Like, funny falls. It is awful, but it's the thing that makes me laugh the most.

~ Malin Akerman

I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman.

~ Craig Ferguson

It's funny because I'm a sucker for glitz and glitter when it comes to clothes and nail polish, but with my makeup, I'm more comfortable with a natural look. It feels more like me.

~ Alison Sweeney

Sometimes when you write something on the page, it can seem very funny, but when you act it out - and this happens to me a lot, actually - the melancholy of the situation becomes more front and center.

~ Mike White

Often, joking for me is a way of diffusing the awkwardness of a situation, so it's kind of exhilarating to be a part of projects where there's nothing funny or lighthearted.

~ Emma Stone

I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something.

~ Carl Hiaasen

The magic in performing as an entertaining ventriloquist happens when the characters come to life and the interaction between the separate personalities on stage becomes 'real.' Then don't forget that the act has to be funny, and to me, being funny and entertaining any given audience is more important than anything.

~ Jeff Dunham

It's funny, but to me, when you go to a concert hall and hear electronic pieces from the '60s, I think they sound really dated. But when an orchestra plays a piece from that period, and it's going to sound different every time, it feels more modern to me.

~ Jonny Greenwood

I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.

~ Paul Lynde

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain.

~ Rick Baker

What's funny about the slacker thing, people project an image of what they think a musician is: young, slack, unemployed - like a really romantic idea of a poet, writer or musician - which isn't really true a lot of the time. I don't reckon you would know anything about me if I wasn't moderately hard-working.

~ Courtney Barnett

It's so funny, because when I was growing up in a small town in New Hampshire, I was obsessed with Leonardo DiCaprio - from the 'Growing Pains'/'What's Eating Gilbert Grape' era, because he was superhot - and I carried a laminated photo of him in my wallet and said he was my boyfriend. But no one believed me.

~ Eliza Coupe

And at the time, it is funny how you can look at something and say, for example with my shoulder injury, when it first happened I said this is the worst thing that could happen to me. Why me, why now? Now I look back and say it was probably the best thing that happened to me.

~ Drew Brees

The heroines in 'That's What She Said' are flawed, messy, damaged, hilarious and culpable and not really concerned about being acceptable to the audience in any traditional sense, which for me is what makes them all the more gorgeous. And the fearless truth of that is what makes it funny.

~ Carrie Preston

Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.

~ Caroline Rhea

It's funny because I remember when I came to the U.S. with 'Swimming Pool,' the movie did well, and it was great box office for a French movie, but I remember I was a bit upset because all people talked to me about was the nudity.

~ Ludivine Sagnier

The drawings in 'Portal' were actually me scribbling that stuff... I had a funny moment when I realized that someone gotten 'The cake is a lie' tattooed on themselves. It was really interesting to see my handwriting tattooed on another human being. That... that's odd.

~ Kim Swift

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.

~ Richard Lewis

Being funny has always mattered a lot to me. It's why I started acting - to make my friends laugh.

~ Nick Wechsler

It just so happens that people aren't doing comedy about abortion or cannibalism or waterboarding. And that to me doesn't necessarily mean that there aren't aspects of those subjects that are funny, it just means that people are too uptight.

~ Rob Mcelhenney

In all my years as an actor, I had never been me - I had always hidden behind my glasses, mustaches and funny voices.

~ Jon Pertwee

I love to create, and to me, the ultimate freedom of expression is a blank canvas or a block of clay to capture whatever emotions your imagination gives it.

~ Daniel Boulud

Now it is quite clear to me that there are no solid spheres in the heavens, and those that have been devised by the authors to save the appearances, exist only in the imagination.

~ Tycho Brahe

I did spend a lot of time as a child very confused about whether I had a devil in me, or whether I was in a state of grace. I mean, these ideas are so potent to anybody with half an imagination.

~ Antony Gormley

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world, and exiles me from it.

~ Ursula K. Le Guin

I discovered that my imagination came alive when I moved away from the immediate world around me.

~ Kazuo Ishiguro

To me, it's far more efficient to mobilize the imagination. It's far more efficient to hear a creaking step, for example, than to see the face of a monster, which usually looks ridiculous, and where you know that the blood is ketchup.

~ Michael Haneke

The thing that most attracts me to historical fiction is taking the factual record as far as it is known, using that as scaffolding, and then letting imagination build the structure that fills in those things we can never find out for sure.

~ Geraldine Brooks

We are the miracle of force and matter making itself over into imagination and will. Incredible. The Life Force experimenting with forms. You for one. Me for another. The Universe has shouted itself alive. We are one of the shouts.

~ Ray Bradbury