Office Quotes

If you don't feel drowsy after lunch and don't yawn in the office, you're not a perfect employee!

~ Himmilicious

Discipline at the office had long been enforced by use of three methods: the meeting of the first kind, the meeting of the second kind, and the meeting of the third kind.

~ Pawan Mishra

I had heard of offices feeling like prisons, but in this case our prison felt, rather anticlimactically, like an office.

~ William Ritter

My office is at Yankee stadium. Yes, dreams do come true.

~ Derek Jeter

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office.

~ Shirley Maclaine

One thing I probably share with everyone else in the astronaut office is composure.

~ Sally Ride

I favor pocket-sized hard drives that travel between home and office, syncing with computers on both ends.

~ Barton Gellman

I actually use a computer a lot. I have three computers that I use on a regular basis - one is on my desk top in my Washington office, another is at home, and I have my laptop that I use when I'm travelling.

~ Rick Boucher

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

~ Johnny Carson

Windows are as essential to office prestige as Christmas is to retailing.

~ Enid Nemy

Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work.

~ Al Capp

A politician never forgets the precarious nature of elective life. We have never established a practice of tenure in public office.

~ Hubert H. Humphrey

The office of the public teacher is an unenviable and thankless one.

~ Felix Adler

I have not the smarts or patience for political office.

~ Henry Rollins

I will feel equality has arrived when we can elect to office women who are as incompetent as some of the men who are already there.

~ Maureen Reagan

I'm not an employee who goes to the office every morning at the same time. Then, vacations are needed.

~ Karl Lagerfeld

One is a painter because one wants so-called freedom one doesn't want to go to the office every morning.

~ Marcel Duchamp

I had been involved in U.S. intelligence in Berlin, Germany, while in the military and had worked with a contact with the Central Intelligence Agency office there.

~ George J. Mitchell

What is it that makes us trust our judges? Their independence in office and manner of appointment.

~ John Marshall

Thus, the Archivist must display at all times scrupulous independence and a devotion to the laws and principles which govern the responsibilities of the office.

~ Allen Weinstein

Difference of opinion is advantageous in religion. The several sects perform the office of a Censor - over each other.

~ Thomas Jefferson

Donald Trump is a phenomenon that foreign countries haven't seen. So it is a shocking experience to them that he came in to office.

~ Henry Kissinger

When I interviewed Paul Bremer in his office, he had almost no books on his shelves. He had a couple of management books, like 'Leadership' by Rudolph Giuliani. I didn't take it as an encouraging sign.

~ George Packer

I think I can hold every portfolio - defense, finance and Foreign Ministry. I think personally I'd like the foreign office.

~ Avigdor Lieberman

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

~ Erma Bombeck

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

~ Rita Rudner

We shot many films in Delhi that turned out to be successful at the box office. So the attachment is definitely on the positive side.

~ Anushka Sharma

My mother still sends a cake to the office for my birthday.

~ David Ulevitch

The thing I enjoyed most were visits from children. They did not want public office.

~ Herbert Hoover

I have no ambition to govern men it is a painful and thankless office.

~ Thomas Jefferson

I was very aware of office politics because I was so baffled by them. So much so goes unsaid. No one says 'you're a cheeky so-and-so,' no one says 'you're so moody,' nobody ever confronts anyone else about anything. But I'm very crass, and I'm very confrontational, and I have a temper. I had to be hyper-vigilant in every office I worked in.

~ Denise Mina

I'm not involved in politics, and I've never had any political role. I've never been in office. I've never taken any public administrative jobs.

~ Isabel Dos Santos

And after I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office.

~ Christy Romano

Everything from who sits on your local board of education to the prosecutors and judicial appointments in your area and much more are all impacted by who holds political office.

~ Al Sharpton

On 'The Office,' so much of the show is about disguising your true feelings and your romantic feelings because it was a mock documentary.

~ Mindy Kaling

The public character of every public servant is legitimate subject of discussion, and his fitness or unfitness for office may be fairly canvassed by any person.

~ Charles Babbage

In my home office, I have two large, 30-inch computer monitors - a Mac and a PC. They share the same mouse and keyboard, so I can type or copy and paste between them. I'll typically do Web stuff on the Mac and e-mail and chat stuff on the PC.

~ Matt Mullenweg