People Quotes

I'm quite sarcastic, and I'm funny, but not kind of funny. It's a weird funny, and some people don't get me, and some people do.

~ Millie Bobby Brown

I love mankind it's people I can't stand.

~ Charles M. Schulz

People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.

~ Ellen Degeneres

I've never met a funny person who wasn't smart. I've met a lot of dramatic people who were stupid. But I've never met a funny person who wasn't smart.

~ Rob Lowe

I find it funny how people from Boston and New York hate each other because of pro teams. But, like, everyone on the Red Sox is a random millionaire athlete from somewhere else.

~ Julian Casablancas

I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'

~ Paul Feig

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

~ Bob Hope

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.

~ Elayne Boosler

People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case.

~ Christopher Guest

It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing.

~ Zora Neale Hurston

I tweet from bed. I love it because it's so quick. And it's funny. But it also leaves a lot of room for error because new people don't sense the sarcasm - there's no sarcasm font.

~ Christine Teigen

If you're OK with being clumsy, it's funny. But if you are super embarrassed, people are going to laugh at you.

~ Leo Howard

Funny thing is that the poorer people are, the more generous they seem to be.

~ Dolly Parton

It is funny to me that because I can run, because I'm athletic, people tend to see that as my only asset.

~ Colin Kaepernick

Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.

~ Don Rickles

When you're out of sight for as long as I was, there's a funny feeling of betrayal that comes over people when they see you again.

~ Esther Williams

Never take a solemn oath. People think you mean it.

~ Norman Douglas

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them.

~ Bill Vaughan

Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect it from you, and they don't want to see it. You're not entitled to be serious, you're a clown.

~ Fanny Brice

Films are big hits when they touch a lot of people. Things are not funny in a vacuum, they're funny because we respond to some personal dislocation, some embarrassment, some humiliation, some pain we've suffered, or some desire we have.

~ Harold Ramis

Maybe people don't see me as believable playing a person of today. I guess I'm just more realistic in a corset and funny hairstyles.

~ Katie Mcgrath

It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life.

~ Jimi Hendrix

Just telling the facts are no longer enough. You now have to be persuasive, charismatic, interesting, and funny. Just telling people things isn't enough anymore.

~ Milo Yiannopoulos

I could party in a cardboard box with people who are funny and don't care. For me, it's really about who I surround myself with, so I just try to always be with hilarious people.

~ Kesha

It's funny how sometimes how the public some people think I was born like this. That I maybe I sleep and I do big muscle, but its a lot of work to look like this and to be in this kind of condition.

~ Lou Ferrigno

People don't realize that I'm really funny and I'm an excellent bridge player.

~ Sheryl Crow

When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy.'

~ Susan Sarandon

There are a lot of funny people and a lot of unfunny people. Some of them are women and some of them are dudes.

~ Lake Bell

I never know when I am being funny, and the other way too. I don't think you can think about that. I don't think you can try to be funny. Some people are just funny.

~ Christopher Walken

Funny enough, if you are looking at people these days who are putting Botox in their face and getting all sorts of plastic surgery, we look at them and go, I can tell you've had Botox. I can tell you've had plastic surgery. You look really strange to me. But no one's saying anything. We're just accepting the fact that they're strange-looking.

~ Guy Pearce

I think stutterers are funny. And I know it's rude and politically incorrect to laugh at stutterers. But I think it is okay because I know why they're funny. They make people nervous. People think, when on earth are they going to get the word out, so they start laughing out of their own nervousness.

~ James Earl Jones

I get a kick out of people saying I was funny.

~ Dick Cavett

I've always surrounded myself with funny people.

~ Leslie Mann

I always have a funny story at communion time that underscores that no one is perfect, and that communion is not for perfect people but for hungry people.

~ Greg Boyle

I'm screamingly funny, you know, I really am in the books. And that helps because I'm funnier than a lot of people, I think, and that's appreciated by young people.

~ Kurt Vonnegut

It's funny: most people who recognize me on the subway and stuff - it's much more they think of me as a funny guy. I get much more of people telling me how much I make them laugh, actually. Which is nice.

~ Paul Giamatti

I don't argue with people... if they say I'm not funny, they're right, for them.

~ Hannibal Buress

We spend a lot of time on Skype and other video interviews, and it's funny how many people will prepare for a Skype interview by wearing a formal suit jacket with pajama pants on the bottom. Then suddenly, someone is at the door, and you have to get up, and you realize you're wearing reindeer boxers. Just put pants on.

~ Kathryn Minshew

The music industry is really funny, when you have a hit record, everyone knows who are you, everyone wants to do duets with you, then if you have a miss, people suffer from amnesia.

~ Seal

The funny thing is people won't let me pay for things. I'll be in a restaurant and the manager will say, 'Oh no, it's on the house.'

~ Richard Branson