Self-publishing a shitty book doesn't make you an author any more than singing in the shower makes you a rockstar or squeezing your pimple makes you a dermatologist.

~ Oliver Markus

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If teams had to name themselves honestly, they’d all be the Pimple-Faced Teenagers.

~ Eric Berlin

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If you were upset about an ugly pimple on the end of your nose, you might try to feel better by keeping your pimple in perspective. You might compare your pimple situation to that of someone who was being eaten by a bear, and when you looked in the mirror at your ugly pimple, you could say to yourself, 'Well, at least I'm not being eaten by a bear.

~ Lemony Snicket

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It is easy to display a wound, the proud scars of combat. It is hard to show a pimple

~ Leonard Cohen

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With time we will all stop fighting pimples and start fighting wrinkles.

~ Moffat Machingura

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Miracles are like pimples, because once you start looking for them you find more than you ever dreamed you'd see.

~ Lemony Snicket

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