Nothing humbles a beautiful woman better than not being wanted by a man whose girlfriend or wife is ugly (or not as beautiful as she is).
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Life occasionally humbles us by making us turned on by someone whom we turn off.
It is only people who are lacking, or bad, or inferior, who have to be good at things. You have always been full and perfect, so you had nothing to make up for.
~ T.h. White
I like smart, funny, self-deprecating men.
~ Jules Asner