Sex Quotes

Are you going to spank me, daddy? I'm a very bad girl! (bending over naked)Oh yeah daddy - spank my ass harder!!!

~ Alanah Skye

He found my g-spot,alright, he found it, then made it sing Zippity-Doo-Dah.

~ Oleander Plume

That’s what sex does: it starts relationships and it verifies the end of relationships.

~ Eric Jerome Dickey

One day, back when I working at a video store, a woman accompanied by her two small sons walked up the counter with a tape box displaying a man slicing off someone’s head with a chainsaw. “Does this have any sex in it?” she asked. In my mind, it was like I was narrating a nature documentary on humans. “Watch as the American mother protects her young ones from dangerous influences.

~ Alex Bosworth

In terms of sex between same-sex partners, the objection that the parts don't fit doesn’t make sense on even the most logical level. If the parts didn't work together, frankly, people wouldn't be putting them together.

~ Kathy Baldock

You're flattered because he wants to sleep with you? Who doesn't he want to sleep with?

~ Donna Lynn Hope

If he doesn't want your heart. He doesn't deserve your body. Don't neglect your SELF-RESPECT.

~ Surgeo Bell

More troubling than this oddly timed debate about birth control is the vehemence with which women need to justify or explain why they take birth control—health reasons, to regulate periods, you know, as if there's anything wrong with taking birth control simply because you want to have sex without that sex resulting in pregnancy.

~ Roxane Gay

A vinal shine turns over shades of cerulean and jasper from her expressive lips, revealing a jewel-like surface beneath a light that remains colorfast in a kiss composed of infinite grace. Being in a state of rest, Nadia still makes me the center of attention, dovetailing in an erotic entwinement that impels me to knead her coiling flex. Her resplendent fullness macerated into my bosom now grants me a restful anodyne, enabling the allay of my inner soul.

~ Luccini Shurod

You wanted me to fuck you, didn't you?Stephen shut his eyes. Briefly.Crane lowered his head so his mouth was right on Stephen's ear, voice vibrating, teeth and tongue touching the sensitive flesh. When I fuck you, Mr. Day, it will not be briefly. It will be long and hard and extremely thorough. I'm going to take pains with you.

~ K.j. Charles

Love is not the greatest glue between two people. Sex is.

~ Tarun J. Tejpal

Unrequited love has as much to do with sex as a pillow does. Sure, it’s often part of the process, but it exists on its own whether or not naked people are grinding into each other nearby.

~ Sean Patrick Brennan

This daemon loves men whose marriage beds have grown cold, so she can set them ablaze.

~ Solange Nicole

The best laid plans may not get you laid the way you planned.

~ Susan Block

Not that it isn't great to see you. But it's not so great for you. What'd you do wrong? Laugh at his dick?

~ Margaret Atwood

Don't demean what I know is one of your favorite body parts.

~ Gil A. Waters

I find it easier to claim that I am friends with a monkey rather than with a man.

~ Shahla Khan

The way a man cannot and would NOT like to have sex till his tool is erect, even a women would NOT like to have to sex if she's not wet. If you have it in you then get her interested in you and excited for you. She's not your fuckin property to plough in just cos you want to. #Shame‬ On Such Men who force themselves in her even when she's dry. Even animals don't do that, how can one enjoy sex this way???? They can't be human...

~ Honeya

I have a very addictive personality. If it isn’t women, it’s money. If it isn’t money, it’s speeding. And if it isn’t speeding, it’s women. I also like expensive video consoles where I can punch, kick, screw, shoot and drive legally all night anywhere I fucking well want to.

~ Carla H. Krueger

We, men, who work hard to get somewhere in life, to make something of ourselves in life, to mean something to someone, to have what our ancestors never had.....We, men, who toil for a name, respect, livelihood, who are pitied, mocked all for the love of a woman......We men who need to have a coherent existence, and oneness of spirit with a single soul; We, sir, do not deserve such an audience as Ms. Adams. - Pritchard's letter

~ Noorilhuda

We, men, who work hard to get somewhere in life, to make something of ourselves in life, to mean something to someone, to have what our ancestors never had.....We, men, who toil for a name, respect, livelihood, who are pitied, mocked all for the love of a woman.....We men who need to have a coherent existence, and oneness of spirit with a single soul; We, sir, do not deserve such an audience as Ms. Adams. - Pritchard's letter

~ Noorilhuda

However, create a limit for your communications and interactions with the opposite sex and respect that limit, else you tear away your delicate moral fabrics.

~ Israelmore Ayivor

Ever thought, that the only thing a man can do for ten/twelve hours a day is work.He can't eat for ten hours; he can't drink for ten hours; he can't make love for ten hours.The only thing a man can do for ten hours is ‪#‎work‬.

~ Honeya

Because, in an empty bedroom with creaky old wood floors, it is a natural human response to just stand there and shift your weight from foot to foot, and think about sex.

~ Andrew Smith

There's a FEW THINGS you need to get STRAIGHT about being GAY... That's an OXYmoron.You'll be an OXYmoron if you don't listen. GAY men SUCK and FUCK. They don't go around falling in LOVE. At least not with every TOM, DICK and HARRY.

~ Giorge Leedy

Where's Kahn?In bed. You don't mind if I pet your little pink kitty? Do you? I chuckled, You mean my HOT DIGGITY DOG.

~ Giorge Leedy

Her insides began to roar with a ferocious explosion of sensation and entitlement. For a moment, her thinking mind know this was what male and females were put on earth to do.

~ Lisa Mcknight

Sleeping with strangers will have you walking with enemies.

~ Eric Jerome Dickey

the English explorer Richard Burton told the story of an Englishman finding his new wife unconscious on the marital bed, having chloroformed herself. She had pinned a note to her nightdress which read: 'Mama says you're to do what you like.

~ Sam Miller

Rubbing a clit to competin and sawing off someone's foot seemed to use all the same muscles.

~ Karina Halle

Some screw for science only in the afternoon, while others keep their faith with evening—here Orcutt chuckled—it's a matter of light, I understand, but which makes which I can't remember.

~ William H. Gass

For a girl, with each boy it’s as though a petal gets plucked each time.

~ Susan Minot

Shifting my weight and readjusting my stance, I'm eventually able to do like he wants, floating up and down in the palms of his hands.That's it- he said.I ask if this is how he and Frieda do it. Laughing, he nods his head no.Why NOT?Because-- unlike YOU- she's not very FOND of getting corn-holed.

~ Giorge Leedy

The faintest cry is then loosened from her in a lucid expression that does announce her bestirring itch for me. Over and under each other’s lips, we now find ourselves salivating in each other’s recalescent and inundated Elysium, turning about as our hips move in a natural sequence that gives sentience to the repressed soul.

~ Luccini Shurod

The kissing is soft to an almost abrupt firmness as our waists adhere. I then begin to question if I can feel my body as a controlling wave of this gratifying force travels from my legs to my face. Nadia is now glowing with a pleasurable subtleness that thanks me with every inhale and exhale as our bodies move. Her calm cool hands drag across the sides of my back from my buttocks to my shoulders. Down and up again she strokes and caresses me without missing a tune as if I were a beloved instrument played by its master virtuoso.

~ Luccini Shurod

Nadia now lies back as her body perks up at me like the white lotus that reaches for the sun’s love. I now come into Nadia with all of my love, my lips running over her silk skin like water drifting downstream. Her kisses are filled with an incredible ability to give as her body merges into mine. The sounds of relief escaping her lips commend my escape, transcending me into the absolute pureness of love’s unseen realm.

~ Luccini Shurod

Now drawing four fingers up the sides of her stomach, my hands create a kind of invisible wave that sounds beneath her skin. Molding her torso every which way as if it were clay for me to experiment, I study the lines of her iridescent form flowing in a rhythmic beauty that fascinates me into this fixation. My finger circles around the rim of her belly button as if to enjoy the sounds that might come from a crystal glass. Her every touch absorbs my ability to discern thought as I become rested in this feeling of absolute ecstasy. Life without her I know would indefinitely destroy me, having already solemnly delivered my spirit to this angel that comes down to be with me.

~ Luccini Shurod

When sex was something godlike, Lust was the profane curiosity that killed many a straying cat. Now, having removed mystery, Lust is less a long-standing, overpowering yearning, more a sudden craving of the appetite. Less quest, more impulse buy.

~ Geoffrey Wood

You will not mock me—and you will let me finish. I have owned and lost a kingdom, and I have battled death. I have been through all that, and I will not chase after you like some lovesick poet spouting verse. If you wish to call me yours, then you will have to act as if you are mine. On the front of surrender, there is no middle ground.

~ Nenia Campbell

On many nights I have availed myself of these very gentlemen, in the adjoining room. Each time, I wondered if you might arrive and see me, as I took my pleasure, allowing their hands to explore my body. There is no part of me that has not been kissed and enjoyed. I opened myself in welcome, encouraging my suitors to bury themselves deep and hard, to obliterate all reserve and find the heart of me.”Mademoiselle Noire - The Gentlemen's Club

~ Emmanuelle De Maupassant