Shaving Quotes

A man with a beard was always a little suspect anyway. You couldn't say you wore a beard because you liked a beard. People didn't like you for telling the truth. You had to say you had a scar so you couldn't shave.

~ John Steinbeck

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

~ Libba Bray

Does that mean that if we shave all the Ob'enn they'll be nice?

~ Howard Tayler

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

~ James Joyce

Of the Seven Dwarfs, the only one who shaved was Dopey. That should tell us something about the wisdom of shaving.

~ Tom Robbins

I had a dream about you last night. You set a timer on in the bathroom to prove how long it takes me to get ready. So I shaved your legs, made up your face and gave you lashes. An hour later you thanked God for not making you a woman.

~ Crystal Woods

I check every can of Barbasol I buy for dinosaur embryos. I haven't found any yet, as evidenced by the lack of T-Rex screams in my apartment.

~ Ryan Lilly

There's a reason caveman started to develop sophisticated tools before the meteor wiped them all out: It's so they could fucking shave. Do you know how frustrating it must have been to be hunched over all night trying to start a fire only to finally succeed just to have your beard go up in flames? No aloe vera back then.

~ Ari Gold

Competition is the keen cutting edge of business, always shaving away at costs.

~ Henry Ford

Put a love note in his shaving kit before he leaves on a business trip.

~ H. Jackson Brown

It's amazing what a bit of soot and shaving can do for muscle definition, honestly.

~ Joe Dempsie

I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff.

~ Chaz Bono