The Devil went down to Georgia, he was lookin' for a soul to steal. He was in a bind, 'cos he was way behind; he was willing to make a deal.
~ Charlie Daniels
I had a dream about you last night... in it, I tried to sell a squirrel a deposit box to store his nuts in. He stole my cashews in the complimentary snack basket.
~ Marshall Ramsay
They stole from rich merchants and temples and kings. They didn't steal from poor people; this was not because there was anything virtuous about poor people, it was simply because poor people had no money.
~ Terry Pratchett
Some steal, earn a lot of money, but lose their honour and become very poor; some work, earn a little money, but gain a good honour and become very rich!
~ Mehmet Murat Ildan
I flow like a butter in the nailed pan I stole. I also kept the nail, to polish and use as a means of teleportation.
~ Will Advise
If you're heartless, try not to steal someone else's
~ A.m.m Alusi
There's been a concerted effort to steal Christmas.
~ Jerry Falwell
