Zombies Quotes

He had taken to asking himself WWPD? (What Would Pia Do?)

~ Thea Harrison

Aryal whispered, If I start slapping people, I might not be able to stop.

~ Thea Harrison

She would be taking the company jet to fly to Los Angeles to visit with the Light Fae Queen, Tatiana, for a week. The diplomatic deal stated that each of the seven U.S. demesne leaders was supposed to send a family member to another demesne to visit for a week to foster good will and peace among the desmesnes'. The whole concept came from a Medieval practice of nobles sending their children to live in other nobles' households as hostages.

~ Thea Harrison

Dragos, I'm beginning to feel like we're travel cursed. Something always happens when we go away.

~ Thea Harrison

Avoid stress, the doctor had said. Eat lots of good food and enjoy this little mysterious bun cooking in the oven. Ha!

~ Thea Harrison

Giving her a slight smile, he whispered, I'm putting my hand to your cheek right now. The stubborn strength that had kept her knees locked threatened to give way. Closing her eyes, she whispered back, I'm putting my arms around you, and leaning my head on your shoulder. And I'm stroking your hair, and kissing you. He took a deep breath. And I am always, always going to hold on to you with all of my strength. Always, Pia.

~ Thea Harrison

She smiled and whispered, I'm kissing you right now. He swore softly, frustration evident in the snap of his voice. I'm kissing you too. With that she had to be content enough to walk away.

~ Thea Harrison

He told her, You are a wise woman. Pleasure warmed her voice. I do have my moments, don't I?

~ Thea Harrison

He told her, I don't remember any other lover but you. I don't believe you. I don't. I know the facts of other lovers, but all the real, visceral memory, or any emotion has burned away. Those lovers happened to someone else, the man I was before I met you.

~ Thea Harrison

What do you have in mind? It was too dark for her to see his smile, but she could hear it in his voice. Probably too many things for the amount of time that we've got, but you never know. I'm an ambitious man.

~ Thea Harrison

Pinning her wrists on either side of her head, he growled telepathically, Open your legs. Hunger pulsed. God, she loved it when he got growly and autocratic. Arching in a stretch that rubbed her torso against his, she put her mouth lightly against his and whispered, Make me...

~ Thea Harrison

The universe can bring it. We'll deal with whatever may happen together.

~ Thea Harrison

I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies.

~ Craig Ferguson

The return of the rain, beating out time on London's rooftops and pavements. Early morning Zombies sheltering beneath copies of the Standard whilst others ran screaming for cover in doorways because water from the heavens is holy and melts the undead.

~ Stephen J. Day

I saw thousands of them. A sea of the dead that roared like an ocean! You would have heard them screaming toward you. It would have taken days to steer them away. Killing them? I don't think killing them would have been possible.

~ Robert Kirkman

As soon as you ascend to heaven in spirit, by being more spiritual and honest with yourself, you will notice that hell comes to you at the exact same time, and earth will literally feel like hell. Everyone that can't see it went on the opposite direction, from crazy to crazier. They see butterflies instead of worms and juice instead of blood, and can't smell their own rotting flesh. They went from surviving to becoming zombies. That's why I despite the vast majority of those that consider themselves spiritual. They are in fact lunatics disguised as saints.

~ Robin Sacredfire

When you're dead, everything in the world is like a song that makes you cry.

~ Adam Selzer

I stepped between him and the window so I was inches from his face. “There’s only one Ophi I’ve ever been interested in.” I tugged on his arm, making him face me again. I reached up on my toes and pressed my lips against his. He wrapped his arms around me, pulling me closer to him. His kiss was hungry, like he didn’t want to let go. Finally, I pulled away, completely breathless. Alex just smiled, clearly impressed with himself.

~ Kelly Hashway

Hippos are the very definition of Disney cute. There is no way you could look at a big, fat, squishy, huggable hippo and not think, Id she could talk like a human, she would sound just like Jada Pinkett Smith and be oh so sassy. You would totally name her Sassy-baskets, and she would be your tutu-wearing, ballet-dancing, strut-walking pal for life. Just you and Sassy-baskets against the world!

~ Cracked.com

Immortality was overrated, as far as he was concerned. Hardy had enough problems as it was; living forever sounded like a death sentence for someone with his practical sensibilities.

~ David S.e. Zapanta

What did we know? This was early days. We had no idea what was out there. How dangerous it might be. It was just a school maths problem. They never asked that in the exams, did they? Like, “If John walks at three miles an hour from London to Brighton, and he's attacked by rabid grown-ups four times, and they bite his right leg off, how long will it take him to bleed to death?

~ Charlie Higson

Nothing good is free, and nothing free is good. You want the world to change, you have to force that change behind gun smoke and lead. Blood is the price, always and ever, if you want to buy freedom.

~ Cedric Nye

He grumbles incoherently, opens the window a fraction and continues to smoke away. It’s like every time Sidney Drake enters a new location he has to readjust the atmosphere, akin to one of those sci-fi shows where they oxygenate the planet, but for my dad it’s in a suffocating reverse. He replaces the clean wholesome air with a non-stop puff of toxic poison.

~ Tom Conrad

I have to get stronger, harder, and faster. The only way to get hard enough to walk the Apocalypse Road is in the crucible of battle.

~ Cedric Nye

There were a few nighttime pedestrians on the block, but they continued on their way, dutifully ignoring the zombie vomiting blood out of the back of my car. Good old New Yorkers. They really couldn't care less.

~ Nicholas Kaufmann

I’d once again see that bob of blonde hair back on my pillow, that pink hot smile beaming toward me as I heroically win her heart in some kind of Count of Monte Cristo or Great Gatsby-esque gesture… you know minus the long imprisonment or swimming pool death!

~ Tom Conrad

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.

~ Seth Grahame-Smith

This is the way the world ends; not with a bang or a whimper, but with zombies breaking down the back door.

~ Amanda Hocking

I'm watching her talk. Watching her jaw move and collecting her words one by one as they spill from her lips. I don't deserve them. Her warm memories. I'd like to paint them over the bare plaster walls of my soul, but everything I paint seems to peel.

~ Isaac Marion

This is the part in the movie where that guy says, Zombies? What zombies? just before they eat his brains. I don't want to be that guy.

~ Holly Black

OMG YOU GUYS it has come to my attention that SOMEONE on the internet is saying that my fictional 19th century zombies are NOT SCIENTIFICALLY SOUND. Naturally, I am crushed. To think, IF ONLY I’d consulted with a zombologist or two before sitting down to write, I could’ve avoided ALL THIS EMBARRASSMENT.

~ Cherie Priest

I just find it interesting that kids apparently used to cry when Bambi's mother died. George and I both held our breaths, and then cheered when she didn't reanimate and try to eat her son.

~ Mira Grant

He could wear hats. He could wear an assortment of hats of different shapes and styles. Boater hats, cowboy hats, bowler hats. The list went on. Pork-pie hats, bucket hats, trillbies and panamas. Top hats, straw hats, trapper hats. Wide brim narrow brim, stingy brim. He could wear a fez. Fezzes were cool. Hadn't someone once said that fezzes were cool? He was pretty aur ether had. And they were. They were cool.

~ Derek Landy

I came to the conclusion a while ago that there is nothing romantic or supernatural about loving someone: Love is the privilege of being responsible for another. It was, for a time, what kept me going: Each morning, for a little while, I got to feel the weight of the yoke on my back as I pulled the ancient cart of my species.

~ John Green

What Hamlet suffers from is a lack of zombies. Let us say Rosencrantz and Guildenstern show up—Ho-HO! Now you’ve got something that stirs the, um, something that stirs things that are stirrable. BOOM! A pack of ravenous flesh-eaters breaks open their heads and sucks out their eyeballs. No need for iambic pentameter because they are grunting, groaning annihilators of humanity with no time for meter. You’re not asleep in the back of English class anymore, are you? This is what I’m talking about. Zombies. Learn it, live it, love it.

~ Libba Bray

So you killed him with what now?I tried that Dr. Phil book at first...And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Just so you know, you left it up again. That drives me crazy.

~ Jesse Petersen

If a responsible, mentally sound American wants to own and AR-15, that’s their right. Besides, when the zombies come…okay, you don’t like the zombie thing. When the Chinese invade our country, who do you want to depend on? The over-extended police force and the National Guard? Or the next door neighbor who’s a former Marine and has enough guns and ammunition for your entire block?

~ Aaron B. Powell

Are we all just Dark Age doctors, swearing by our leeches? We crave a greater science. We want to be proven wrong.

~ Isaac Marion

Okay, it's pretty obvious what we're doing here, people. If it's dead - fucking KILL IT

~ Robert Kirkman

Something coming back from the dead was almost always bad news. Movies taught me that. For every one Jesus you get a million zombies.

~ David Wong