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“ I started to enjoy the regal sport of cockfighting... but I'm still having trouble getting the hang of windmilling the bayonet ”

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If a picture paints a thousand words, then a naked picture paints a thousand words without any vowels....

~ Josh Stern

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The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard

~ Josh Stern

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It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing

~ Josh Stern

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Be nice to people on your way up, because you'll land on them on your way down

~ Josh Stern

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