“ I try not to take things lying down, especially rectal thermometers ”
If a picture paints a thousand words, then a naked picture paints a thousand words without any vowels....
~ Josh Stern
The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard
It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing
Be nice to people on your way up, because you'll land on them on your way down
