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I understood that as much as I had resisted the outside, as much as I had constricted my life, as much as I had closed and narrowed the channels into me, there were still many takers for the quiet heart.

~ Steve Martin

Steve Martin Love

Be so good they can't ignore you.

~ Steve Martin

Steve Martin Hater Haters Life

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

~ Steve Martin

Steve Martin Humor Obvious Simile

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.

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Steve Martin Humor Words

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

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Steve Martin Humor Prostitution Sex

Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything.

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Steve Martin French Humor

Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.

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Steve Martin Drinking Humor Writing

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.

~ Steve Martin

Steve Martin Art Humor

Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.

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Steve Martin Comedy Encouragement Humor Steve Martin

I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.

~ Steve Martin

Steve Martin Human Nature Humor Unexpected Humor

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

~ Steve Martin

Steve Martin Cluelessness Humor Sex

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

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Steve Martin Criticize Empathy Funny Humor

Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

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Steve Martin Comedy Humor

It's so hard to believe in anything anymore. I mean, it's like, religion, you really can't take it seriously, because it seems so mythological, it seems so arbitrary...but, on the other hand, science is just pure empiricism, and by virtue of its method, it excludes metaphysics. I guess I wouldn't believe in anything anymore if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.

~ Steve Martin

Steve Martin Humor Religion Science

I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.

~ Steve Martin

Steve Martin Humor Money Nonsense Rich

she is nearing forty and not so easily forgiven as when her skin bloomed like roses.

~ Steve Martin

Steve Martin Beauty Truth

both you and paintings are layered… first, ephemera and notations on the back of the canvas. Labels indicate gallery shows, museum shows, footprints in the snow, so to speak. Then pencil scribbles on the stretcher, usually by the artist, usually a title or date. Next the stretcher itself. Pine or something. Wooden triangles in the corners so the picture can be tapped tighter when the canvas becomes loose. Nails in the wood securing the picture to the stretcher. Next, a canvas: linen, muslin, sometimes a panel; then the gesso - a primary coat, always white. A layer of underpaint, usually a pastel color, then, the miracle, where the secrets are: the paint itself, swished around, roughly, gently, layer on layer, thick or thin, not more than a quarter of an inch ever -- God can happen in that quarter of an inch -- the occasional brush hair left embedded, colors mixed over each other, tones showing through, sometimes the weave of the linen revealing itself. The signature on top of the entire goulash. Then varnish is swabbed over the whole. Finally, the frame, translucent gilt or carved wood. The whole thing is done.

~ Steve Martin

Steve Martin Art Beauty Painting

You want to know how I think art should be taught to children? Take them to a museum and say, 'This is art, and you can't do it.

~ Steve Martin

Steve Martin Art Children Teaching

People in coats and ties were milling around the Talley gallery, and on the wall were the minimally rendered still lifes by Giorgio Morandi, most of them no bigger than a tea tray. Their thin browns, ashy grays, and muted blues made people speak softly to one another, as if a shouted word might curdle one of the paintings and ruin it. Bottles, carafes, and ceramic whatnots sat in his paintings like small animals huddling for warmth, and these shy pictures could easily hang next to a Picasso or Matisse without feeling inferior.

~ Steve Martin

Steve Martin Art Matisse Morandi Picasso

Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.

~ Steve Martin

Steve Martin Creativity

Thankfully, perseverance is a great substitute for talent.

~ Steve Martin

Steve Martin Celebrity Celebrity Memoir Creativity Creativity And Attitude Memoir Perseverance Talent

I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.

~ Steve Martin

Steve Martin Comedy Life And Living

If you saw her in these moments, you might think she was collecting her thoughts in order to go forward. But I see it another way: Her mind is being overwhelmed by two processes that must simultaneously proceed at full steam. One is to deal with and live in the present world. The other is to re-experience and mourn something that happened long ago. It is as though her lightness pulls her toward heaven, but the extra gravity around her keeps her earthbound.

~ Steve Martin

Steve Martin Experiences Life And Living

If you've got a dollar and you spend 29 cents on a loaf of bread, you've got 71 cents left; But if you've got seventeen grand and you spend 29 cents on a loaf of bread, you've still got seventeen grand. There's a math lesson for you.

~ Steve Martin

Steve Martin Insignificance Wealth

Be so good they can’t ignore you.

~ Steve Martin

Steve Martin Good Ignore

I was seeking comic originality, and fame fell on me as a by-product. The course was more plodding than heroic: I did not strive valiantly against doubters but took incremental steps studded with a few intuitive leaps.

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Steve Martin Intuition Perseverance Success

...teaching is, after all, a form of show business.

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Steve Martin Acting Comedy Teacher Teachers Teaching

Free love, man, Free Love! Which, by the way, was the single greatest concept a young man has ever heard. About three years late, women got wise an my frustration returned to normal levels.

~ Steve Martin

Steve Martin Born Standing Up Memoir Steve Martin

Comedy is a distortion of what is happening, and there will always be something happening.

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Steve Martin Comedians Comedy Comedy Humor Humor

Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.

~ Steve Martin

Steve Martin Artists Self Aggrandizement

...just remember, darling, it is pain that changes our lives.

~ Steve Martin

Steve Martin Insightful Inspirational Thoughtful

And after his unparsable response, including a passage where he said he was 'blurring the boundaries between a thing and thought,' she said, 'Thank you, I get lost sometimes,' while laying two fingers on his folded arm.

~ Steve Martin

Steve Martin Art Hipsters Hilarious

Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.

~ Steve Martin

Steve Martin Comedy May Big

I love technology, and I love science. It's just always all in the way you use it. So there's no - you can't really blame anything on the technology. It's just the way people use it, and it always has been.

~ Steve Martin

Steve Martin Love Technology Blame

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

~ Steve Martin

Steve Martin Music Talking Like

I did stand-up comedy for 18 years. Ten of those years were spent learning, four years were spent refining, and four years were spent in wild success. I was seeking comic originality, and fame fell on me as a byproduct. The course was more plodding than heroic.

~ Steve Martin

Steve Martin Success Me Comedy

I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers.

~ Steve Martin

Steve Martin Funny People Professional

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.

~ Steve Martin

Steve Martin Life Problem Know

Movies always are open to being remade because times change so much, and the tempo of movies changes. I think of it like a James Bond. They can have different actors play the same role... I've had people come up to me and say, 'We want to remake 'The Jerk' with so and so.' And I say, 'Fine.' It just doesn't bother me. It's an honor actually.

~ Steve Martin

Steve Martin Change Changes Me

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

~ Steve Martin

Steve Martin Boy Everything Different
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