Having no applicable skills, in any possible area whatsoever, effectively makes me the master of redundancy. But that info is obsolete, like my insults dictionary, which I stole.

~ Will Advise

Will Advise Application Applied Applying Area Areas Dicktionaries Dicktionary Effect Effective Effectively Effectiveness Insult Insulting Insults Master Masterful Mastering Mastery Nothing Obsolete Obsoletion Possibilities Possibility Possible Redundancy Redundant Skill Skilled Skillful Skills Steal Stealing Stole Stolen Theft Thief Thievery Thieving

I am the most pious person in the room. Even though I have no pie - I have pizza, and what can be more virtuous than eating all by yourself?

~ Will Advise

Will Advise Alone Eating Nothing Person Pie Pious Pizza Religion Room Virtue Virtues Virtuous

A river unneeded still finds its way down to the ocean...

~ Will Advise

Will Advise Need Ocean Path River Rivers Unneeded Way

I'm like my cat. I run around in circles in my apartment, because the big bad outside is just too big. And scary. And outside. How do stray cats deal with all the stress of having no protection from all the air that’s going on around there, without anyone to guide and control it into timidity?

~ Will Advise

Will Advise Air Apartment Around Big Cat Cats Circles Control Guidance Guide Guiding Large Meek Meekness Meow Mind Control Nothing Outside Protection Running Stress Timid Timidity

Social networks are so full of wasted time - they could be compared to a waste disposal system. Flush, before you go and waste no time to go.

~ Will Advise

Will Advise Compared Comparison Disposal Flushing Nothing Social Social Media Socially Acceptable System Systems Time Toilet Waste Wasted Wasting

The best Christmas present you can give to your dead grandfather is not showing up until Easter. And telling no one about it. Especially not yourself.

~ Will Advise

Will Advise Best Christmas Dead Death Easter Festive Festivities Grandfather Inform Informing No One Nothing Present Relatives Speak Speaking Tell Telling Yourself

#Cats are marvelous creatures - they either adapt to circumstances, or decide to make circumstances adapt to them. Either way - they win.

~ Will Advise

Will Advise Adapt Adaptation Cat Cats Circumstance Circumstances Compete Competition Creature Creatures Decide Decision Decisions Marvel Marvelous Meow Nothing Regardless Stubborn Stubbornness Winning Wonder Wonderful

I wonder how Japan's futuristic robot doctors will treat the worst and most widespread disease humanity already has - artificially lowered IQ. Making people stupider makes them buy more stuff – so “How many robots can you afford?” will be the big question of one of the following decades, unless we go back to Communism and produce everything for the sake of it, for free.

~ Will Advise

Will Advise Artificial Artificial Intelligence Buying Communism Cyborgs Disease Doctors Forcing Free Idiots Illness Japan Marketing More Nothing Produce Producing Product Question Robots Sales Stuff Treating Widespread Wonder Wondering

When I battle wits with Jarod Kintz I always feel like I need to take my brain out to give him a transplant. Bad part is we don't have any.

~ Will Advise

Will Advise Always Argument Battle Brain Fight Giving Jarod Kintz Lack Lacking Nothing Transplant Wit Wits Witty

The realest of cats love with all of their being...

~ Will Advise

Will Advise Cats Love Real True

The love of one cat simply can't be compared with the love of another..

~ Will Advise

Will Advise Cats Love

Once a cat loves you, it loves you till the end.

~ Will Advise

Will Advise Beginnings Cats Love Pets

Quinns always come at half price, about half the time, and half-naked, even during the colder half of winter. A Quinn is like a queen, but draggier, and cheaper to buy and use for personal gain, unless you’re suspicious that you’re poor and illiterate like Jarod Kintz, in which case Quinns could be the spirits of your dead relatives, come to haunt you until you gather a massive fortune through selling books on the internet, to send some back in time through a portal you bought from the NSA, so they would have lived better lives without having to move a finger for their fortune. Oh, yah, and since they aren’t - they’re blue, like smurfs, yet they turn purple whenever tickled on the belly, which is something they seem to rather dislike, since they start biting and scratching when it happens, for no good reason, I might add.

~ Will Advise

Will Advise Addition Back Better Bite Biting Blue Books Cheap Cheapness Chill Chilly Cold Color Colour Dead Death Discount Dislike Dislikes Drag Queen Drag Queens Finger Fingers Fortune Gain Ghost Ghosts Half Price Haunt Haunted Haunting Hauntings Illiterate Improvement Internet Jarod Kintz Lives Massive Meow Naked Nakedness Nothing Nsa Personal Portal Portals Promotion Purple Qinn Queen Quinns Reasoning Relatives Scratch Scratches Scratching Smurfs Spirits Suspicious Tickle Tickled Tickling Time Travel Time Traveling Winter Writing

Why work today? I'll take Tuesday on, just like I took Monday off. That's just the kind of dedicated worker I am.

~ Will Advise

Will Advise Day Off Dedication Loyalty Nothing Question Today Week Work Working Workplace

Nostalgia is missing what might come back.

~ Will Advise

Will Advise Coming Back Feeling Missing Nostalgia

Why just order a pizza, when you can get a restraining order for the delivery guys, make them come to you, sue them, and get all the profit?

~ Will Advise

Will Advise Arrival Delivery Guys Lawsuit Lawsuits Nothing Order Ordering People Pizza Police Profit Restraining Restraining Order Scam Strategy Winning Winning Strategy

Whenever a river reaches the ocean, it waits to go back..

~ Will Advise

Will Advise Cycle Of Life Going Back Ocean Philosophy Returning River Waiting

A river starts by longing for the ocean...

~ Will Advise

Will Advise Longing Metaphor Ocean River Rivers

If you have half a nothing - sell it for a double something, resell half at double-price, and buy another something and a half - how much nothing will you have two days from then? Like three. Because three is the short version of π, and π is involved in virtually anything, in some form, if you believe what the internet tells you.

~ Will Advise

Will Advise Buying Divide Division Double Form Half Information Informed Internet Multiplication Nothing Pi Pie Quantity Reselling Sales Sell Selling Shape Something Three Threesome Time Virtual Virtualization Virtually Π

I flow like a butter in the nailed pan I stole. I also kept the nail, to polish and use as a means of teleportation.

~ Will Advise

Will Advise Butter Dicktionary Float Flow Frying Frying Pan Humor Humour Inside Joke Inside Jokes Jarod Kintz Keeping Nail Nailed Nothing Pan Polish Polished Secret Shiny Steal Stealing Stolen Teleportation Thief Thievery Thieving

I'll catch any rose in my vase-shaped heart, then process it through my vascular system, until there's nothing left.

~ Will Advise

Will Advise Catch Catching Disappear Disappearance Disappearing Flower Flowers Nothing Process Processing Receiving Rose Roses Shape System Vascular Vascular System

If I did sales - my technique would be to hand-seal each deal with gourmet omelets, by Jarod Kintz's secret invisible recipe that I stole.

~ Will Advise

Will Advise Deal Omelet Recipe Sales Stolen Technique Theft Thief

All my friends are bums. We all gather round our camp-fire (in a can) and sing songs of togetherness as we cuddle, to preserve our warmth...

~ Will Advise

Will Advise Bums Cuddle Cuddle Bear Cuddles Cuddling Gather Gathering Girl Scouts Nothing Preservation Singing Song Songs Together Trash Trash Cans Warmth

Eating pizza is like having a little heaven in your nose. Wait, that's not what you eat pizza with. I always get it confused with pizza-pie.

~ Will Advise

Will Advise Always Eating Having Heavent Inside Nose Nothing Pie Pizza Smelling