Crazy Quotes

She wasn't blotto, she was plotting.

~ Susanna Kaysen

I suppose if you take one part asshole and mix one part drugs, then stir in too much money for a man’s own good, this is the kind of crazy gravy you end up with.

~ A. Violet End

When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service….that's no chocolate on the pillow

~ Josh Stern

If the universe was scientific and just left to itself, then we’d have statistical probabilities to rely on. But once people are involved it sometimes becomes much more problematic because they’re erratic. People do crazy things that don’t make sense.

~ Sara Sheridan

Come Hell or High Water usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub

~ Josh Stern

If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months

~ Josh Stern

There are two characters in me: a doodler and a tuner. And the only thing that makes me go crazy is when they both fight for their turn.

~ Shawn Lukas

I love redheads. It’s not the hair color, it’s the crazy.

~ Michael Makai

He twisted at the waist and stretched out on his side. “You’re a bit crazy. You throw apples in people’s faces when you’re angry. You go off half-cocked half the time. It entertains me to no end. So if you are irrational, I hope you stay that way. I love it.

~ Jennifer L. Armentrout

Please tell me you don't go around saying crap like that to everyone. No wonder no one in town ever talks to us. Wealthy families always have a crazy person or two. Is that really the role you want to play, Vi?We're not wealthy anymore. Remember? So if I'm crazy, no one will care.

~ April Genevieve Tucholke

Seriously, that woman is so much crazy crammed into a small space that she's practically a crazy singularity.

~ Mira Grant

If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator

~ Josh Stern

I will meet you in the next three days. In the name of God Almighty, I proclaim the end of the world in this century. All the world will be destroyed, every human being will die. I am not God, I am not son of God, I am Christ eternal.

~ Mehmet Ali Ağca

The only difference between me and a madman is that he has the certification

~ Josh Stern

Don't you wish we all lived in black light.... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it

~ Josh Stern

She knew I love her like a crazy bitch, that is why she started hating me.

~ M.f. Moonzajer

I act like shit don’t phase me inside it drives me crazy, my insecurities could eat me alive

~ Eminem

Couldn't I just be a bit loony instead of gifted?

~ C.c. Hunter

I was determined to stay off the see-saw of crazy

~ Penny Reid

am i insane asked aliceyes, but all the best people are replied her father

~ Lewis Carroll

I’m going crazy, Louis thought wonderingly. Wheeeeee!

~ Stephen King

She was crazy but he needed her. Oh I am in so much trouble he thought, and stared blindly up at the ceiling as the droplets of sweat began to gather on his forehead again.

~ Stephen King

I also found it particularly encouraging that the decent people in his life were now outnumbering the crazy bitches

~ R.k. Lilley

The baby boom eventually prompted Hubbard to order that no one could get pregnant without his permission; according to several Sea Org members, any woman disobeying his command would be off-loaded to another Scientology organization or flown to New York for an abortion.

~ Lawrence Wright

I wondered if having conversations with your dog was less crazy than babbling to yourself when no one else was around. I guess it depended on whether or not the dog answered.

~ Deb Baker

Being crazy of someone might seem cheap, but what if your life is priceless without that person.

~ M.f. Moonzajer

Reading, writing, eating and sleeping; either makes you crazy or scholar.

~ M.f. Moonzajer

When you're rich, 'crazy' is just 'eccentric'.

~ Ziad K. Abdelnour

You need to decide to stop letting their crazy box you in.

~ Ella Fox

There were pecans, there were cashews and then there was just plain nuts.

~ Mary Hughes

Well, they never know they're ill, do they? You can't diagnose yourself with the same organ that has the disease, just like you can't see your own eyeball. So, I suppose you just feel normal and the rest of the world seems to go crazy around you.

~ David Wong

You drive me crazy!You were always crazy. I just highlight it.

~ Anna Mcpartlin

All right. Talk to me darlin'. You're not insane. A little crazy, but not insane. And this...everything you've gotten...in the last few days...do you know how many people would kill for this?But...

~ Shelly Laurenston

I believe that everyone in the world is crazy except you and me. And even you're a little bit strange.

~ Christopher Doyle

Go ahead, nigga,” Jah said, aiming the pistol at the cabdriver’s face. “You got some frog in you?

~ K'wan

A tightness in my chest came out of nowhere. As I listened to Amanda reassure my brother, I wanted to pull her into my arms and cry. How damn crazy was that? This girl was making me a nutcase.

~ Abbi Glines

Not being able to fully understand God is frustrating but it is ridiculous for us to think we have the right to limit God to something we are capable of comprehending. What a stunted, insignificant god that would be! If my mind is the size of a soda can and God is the size of all the oceans, it would be stupid for me to say He is only the small amount of water I can scoop into my little can. God is so much bigger, so far beyond our time-encased, air/food/sleep-dependent lives.

~ Francis Chan

I'm liking that I can throw any kind of sentence at her without worrying it's too out there.

~ Rachel Cohn

But I'm insane. You're crazy. Maybe that's why, We can just make crazy together.

~ Jennifer L. Armentrout

There you have it: our lives in a nutshell. Emphasis on nut.

~ James Patterson