Dating Quotes

By the end of the date, your intentions should be clear.

~ Auliq Ice

Maybe next time, don't bite the girl you fancy.

~ Radhika Sanghani

I actually think there are lots of good matches for each person, and they cross our paths all the time, but we’re so wedded to the idea of love at first sight that we can miss the really great people who don’t come with a thunderbolt attached.

~ Jean Hanff Korelitz

She'll be really impressed if you take control and let her follow your lead.

~ Auliq Ice

Whenever it comes to love, Remember the part about having confidence.

~ Auliq Ice

Safe sex? Does such a thing exist?

~ Garry Crystal

Once you've charmed a girl and prove how mature and independent you are, just ask her out.

~ Auliq Ice

Because I had no awareness of who I was or what I needed, I found myself settling for a mediocre relationship rather than holding out for what was best.

~ Debra Fileta

When you make things too easy on someone, you’re giving them a discount on your worth.

~ K.m.docherty

I had to admit that I had a strong tendency to date jokers. I couldn’t say no to them. I would sit across from someone I was dating and try to imagine who in the entire world would date this nimrod other than me. But I always had to have a boyfriend. They distracted me from being sad. They baffled me with their stupidity. I refused to believe that finding love was difficult.

~ Heather O'neill

If a man tells you he's an asshole & that you deserve better, believe him...it's a warning. It's best you listen before he proves it to you.

~ April Mae Monterrosa

One girl raved about a nice voicemail a guy had recently left her. I kindly requested she play it and heard this gem: 'Hey, Lydia. It's Sam. Just calling to say what's up. Gimme a ring when you get a chance.'THAT WAS IT.I pleaded to know what was so great about this. She sweetly recalled that 'he remembered my name, he said hi, and he told me to call him back.'Never mind the fact that what she described was the content of LITERALLY EVERY VOICE MAIL IN HISTORY. Name, hello, please call back. Not really a boatload of charm on display. To fail this test, a guy would have to leave a message that said: 'No greeting. This is man. I don't remember you. End communication.

~ Aziz Ansari

If you cannot be yourself in a relationship, you no longer have one.

~ Shya Kane

Having fun is a pretty powerful way to start any serious relationship.

~ Shya Kane

It's kind of freaky to send your picture over the Internet to someone you don't really know and then have to sit waiting for their judgement on how you look. Maybe that's why my aunt Penny, who got divorced two years ago, hates online dating so much. Mom's always nagging her to go back on Match.com but Aunt Penny says she'd rather have root canal work - without anesthetic.

~ Sarah Darer Littman

The red flags are usually there, you just have to keep your eyes open wider than your heart.

~ April Mae Monterrosa

A vast number of people bemoan the lack of love in their lives and one must wonder if it's because they're looking for a type or have a list of requirements that someone else has to meet first, in which case it's no wonder that they miss out, because when you love, it's not that all that you were looking for is found in another, it's that the person you love ends up making you see they are what you wanted all along; love, after all, is usually found in unforeseen places with the most unexpected people.

~ Donna Lynn Hope

I have a strict moral code. I don't share penises with friends.

~ Ann Everett

Some girls say that they are by themselves because men today don’t have anything to offer.

~ Auliq Ice

Seasoned digital daters are like lions who have had their prey killed, butchered, and served to them on a tray in their artificial habitat for so long that they’ve forgotten how to hunt.

~ Maggie Georgiana Young

Facebook is that successful guy you’re supposed to want to date, but you can’t keep your mind off the beautiful freak in the corner. Twitter is my freak.

~ Jennifer Harrison

Keep the first date brief, short, sweet and simple and they'll come back to you.

~ Auliq Ice

Stop making a relationship about what you get and start making it about what you give, for what you give is what you'll get in return.

~ Rob Liano

I'm not the settling-down type, I'm afraid. I think I'm cursed with a touch of Dating ADD.

~ Sherri Rifkin

My non-negotiable list remains short. I want a man who loves God, others and me. That’s it. If he loves God, he will be kind and respectful and thoughtful. If he loves others, he will be a servant, generous and loyal. If he loves me, he will have a sense of humor (he’ll have no choice if he’s going to deal with me—after 20 blind dates), be responsible and romantic.

~ Megan Carson

He’s so outta my league, we’re not even playing the same sport… He’s professional soccer in Europe and I’m intramural badminton in the States.

~ Nicki Elson

Dear Miss Tremor. You are smart and kind and pretty. I think you have really excellent stuff under your clothes and I would like to see it, please. Let's go on a date and get married and you can be my rodent queen in my castle in the sewer. Love always and forever, --Mouse. P.S. I am sorry my rats ate some of your candy.

~ Gail Simone

I fell in love with him. But I don't just stay with him by default as if there's no one else available. I stay with him because I choose to everyday that I wake up, everyday that we fight or lie to each other or disappoint each other. I choose him over and over again, and he chooses me.

~ Jessica Pan

Adolescence isn't about relationships, its about dating. Its suppose to be relaxed, and fun. Isn't that what being a teenager is all about?

~ Raven Jayne

Whoever you choose to fall in love with, is an important decision of yours, but you better choose carefully 'Cause you're capable of anything. Of anything and everything.

~ Auliq Ice

One o’ clock. With her fork she would tantalize the heart of an adoring artichoke, while her escort served himself up in the thick, dripping sentences of an enraptured man. Four o’clock: her little feet moving to melody, her face distinct in the crowd, her partner happy as a petted puppy and mad as the immemorial hatter…

~ F. Scott Fitzgerald

To fall in love is a legendary action that doesn't need any explanation.

~ Auliq Ice

She leaned in, a tip she had read today on HuffPo’s Love & Sex section. Boobs out, smile wide, voice low. Being sexy was exhausting.

~ Kate Meader

I wasn't good at this dating business. If that's what we were doing. I wasn't very good at predating either. I'd say I wasn't good at postdating, but I hadn't yet had an opportunity to prove it.

~ Cassandra Page

Any relationship (friend, romantic or business) that's one sided isn't one; it's a one way street headed in one direction... nowhere. Cultivation requires input from willing participants.

~ T.f. Hodge

No man would ever want a girl who roams nude in a bar and drenches herself in bear on a slumber party.

~ Farhan Shahjahan

If your attached friends are bugging you about being single (favourite accusation: “You’re too picky!”) turn it around on them. “Do you know any gorgeous single men I could meet?” (This could backfire if they’re keen to set you up and their idea of “gorgeous” is vastly different from yours. And it will be.) Alternatively, be super-sweet and tell them you’re waiting for your ideal partner “just like you did”. (It won’t work if you snigger at this point.)

~ Rosie Blythe

Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care.

~ Auliq Ice

Can I speak to Sayvyer, please?”“You’re looking for the savior? At 1:15 a.m.?”“No. her name’s Sayvyer.”“There’s no savior here. Especially not at 1:15 a.m.

~ Zack Love

Recognize the difference between a dream and a nightmare, and date the man from your dreams, not your nightmares.

~ Jenna Alatari