Day Quotes

When we hear the word 'beauty', we inevitably think that beauty belongs in a special elite realm where only the extraordinary dwells. Yet without realizing it, each day each one of us is visited by beauty. When you actually listen to people, it is surprising how often beauty is mentioned. A world without beauty would be unbearable.

~ John O'donohue

Really, at the end of the day, the only thing you can control is yourself; the only person you can truly educate is yourself. You have to redefine what beauty is to you so you can't be affected by what people are saying.

~ Rupi Kaur

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat.

~ Joanne Woodward

For the man sound of body and serene of mind there is no such thing as bad weather; every day has its beauty, and storms which whip the blood do but make it pulse more vigorously.

~ George Gissing

Some days, I know beauty techniques like it's my job, and other days I can't do my makeup for the life of me. So I find it easiest to just put on mineral veil and a little mascara and call it a day. I use Physician's Formula and Bare Minerals every day of my life.

~ Christian Serratos

A woman can slip on a pair of embellished cage heels one night and a pair of streamlined, lightweight sneakers the next day. The beauty of modern luxury is the absence of rules.

~ Giuseppe Zanotti

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

~ Ellen Degeneres

The parrot's so funny. He imitates me and I don't even realize he's doing it. I'm walking around the house talking to myself and whistling and the next day he's said something I've said... it's scary you know?

~ Mick Ralphs

Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day.

~ Tracy Morgan

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.

~ Jay Leno

At the end of the day it's got to be a good movie, it's got to be a funny movie, and it's got to make people think, 'Hey, I couldn't have spent my time any better.'

~ Tom Hanks

Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day.

~ Jennifer Aniston

Every dogma has its day.

~ Anthony Burgess

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.

~ Phyllis Diller

When I was a kid, I never did funny things to get attention. I was never a funny person. I was never, like, 'Oh, wow. I could say this some day on stage.'

~ Steven Wright

I never liked apples. In fact, when I was a little girl, my mom wanted to give me apples in my lunch box and I would ask for green peppers. So bizarre... It's funny - I don't have an apple a day, but I can say that I have a few a week.

~ Lana Parrilla

Isn't it funny how babies laugh a lot? I read a toddler, a young child laughs 300 times a day. The average adult laughs, like, four times a day. God put it in them. He put the laugh in us, but I think sometimes we let life get us down, you know, have bad breaks, and we lose our breaks.

~ Joel Osteen

With my boyfriend, we can make sexist jokes to each other because we know it's absolutely not true. If I get home from a long day and he says: 'Go on, get in the kitchen,' it's funny because we know it's not our lives.

~ Emily Browning

The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder.

~ Al Gore

I always thought 'chick lit' meant third-person contemporary funny novels, dealing with issues of the day. I mean, it's not the ideal term; when I'm asked to describe what I do, I say I write romantic comedies, cause that's what I feel they are. But I'm quite pragmatic.

~ Sophie Kinsella

Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so exciting.

~ Bill Gates

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

~ Will Rogers

I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.

~ Demetri Martin

The first day one is a guest, the second a burden, and the third a pest.

~ Jean De La Bruyère

I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.

~ Charlie Sheen

I will say this about the truth - that it's one of those crisis rules, whether you are a client or someone who's living their life just every day - is that the truth has a funny way of not going away, and telling the truth is extremely important in dealing with any problem or crisis.

~ Judy Smith

I realized I was gay in the shower one day with Barbra Streisand. It happened while I was lathering, rinsing, and repeating with Pert Plus. As I was belting out the chorus to my favorite song from 'Funny Girl,' 'Oh my man, I love him so, he'll never know...' it hit me.

~ Ross Mathews

When I have had a long day at work, I want something to watch that is funny, lighthearted and easy to get into, and reality is that. I'm not really into serious programmes or documentaries.

~ Amy Childs

I've been lucky enough to play some funny, nasty ladies in my day, and if you can make them foolish, they're even funnier.

~ Kelly Bishop

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night.

~ Edgar Allan Poe

From stoplights to skyscrapers, turn anywhere in civilization and you will see imagination at work. It's in our inventions, advances and remedies and how a single parent masterminds each day. Imagination is boundless, surrounds us and resides in us all.

~ Geoffrey S. Fletcher

When I started the Imagination Library in my hometown, I never dreamed that one day we would be helping Scottish kids.

~ Dolly Parton

The map we made of the 3,000-year-old city of Tanis requires no imagination. It has buildings, streets, admin complexes, houses - clear as day.

~ Sarah Parcak

I think my printing to this day looks like the printing right out of a comic book. Actually, I always wanted to be in a comic book. I watched cartoons when I was a kid, too, and both comics and cartoons lit fire in my imagination. This realm holds a lot of interest for me, a lot of passion for me. So to be comic-ized, yeah, that's cool.

~ Nathan Fillion

You always need that spark of imagination. Sometimes I'm midway through a book before it happens. However, I don't wait for the muse to descend, I sit down every day and I work when I'm not delivering lambs on the farm.

~ Barbara Kingsolver

I remember the fact that milk was delivered every day by a milkman. In summer, my mother would make what now seem in my middle-aged imagination the most delicious iced milkshakes.

~ Simon Mcburney

When I was a boy, I was a worrier, and so was my son, Joe. I used to tell him that worrying meant he had an imagination and that one day he'd be pleased.

~ Anthony Browne

When I start a picture, I always have a script, but I change it every day. I put in what occurs to me that day out of my imagination. You start on a voyage; you know where you will end up but not what will occur along the way. You want to be surprised.

~ Federico Fellini

I want to be on the screen, I want to play dress up every day, I want be different people, I want to have fun, and I want to use my imagination.

~ Skyler Samuels

Sleeping is no mean art: for its sake one must stay awake all day.

~ Friedrich Nietzsche