Drink Quotes

Let us eat and drink: for tomorrow we diet.

~ Wendy Morgan

He who laughs lasts.

~ Mary Poole

I exercise self-control and never touch any beverage stronger than gin before breakfast.

~ W. C. Fields

For him any wine dated before four o'clock in the afternoon is vintage.

~ Elmer Pasta

I'm not much of a drinker. It only takes me one drink to get drunk . . . my fourth.

~ Wendy Morgan

It was a woman who drove me to drink - and you know I never even thanked her.

~ W. C. Fields

Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

~ W. C. Fields

There is nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.

~ John Ciardi

I started smoking to lose weight. After I dropped that lung I felt pretty good.

~ Michael Meehan

You can tell German wine from vinegar ... by the label.

~ Mark Twain

Let's toast a real wine expert - someone who knows a good rose goes best with bologna sandwiches.

~ Elmer Pasta

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.

~ Mark Twain

I've noticed the customers in health food stores. They are pale skinny people who usually look half dead. In a steak house you see robust ruddy people. They're dying of course but they look terrific.

~ Bill Cosby

I'm a one-drink woman two at the most three I'm under the table four I'm under the host.

~ Anonymous

Is life worth living? That depends on the liver.

~ Anonymous

I've never been drunk but often I've been overserved.

~ George Gobel

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

~ Dean Martin

Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle.

~ Robert Anthony

Bats drink on the wing, like swallows, by sipping the surface, as they play over pools and streams.

~ Gilbert White

I drink a bucket of white tea in the morning. I read about this tea of the Emperor of China, which is supposedly the tea of eternal youth. It's called Silver Needle. It's unbelievably expensive, but I get it on the Web.

~ Antonio Banderas

A little learning is a dangerous thing; Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring.

~ Alexander Pope

There are apothecaries' shops, where prepared medicines, liquids, ointments, and plasters are sold; barbers' shops, where they wash and shave the head; and restaurateurs, that furnish food and drink at a certain price.

~ Hernan Cortes

If we eat any food, or drink any beverage, we must recite a blessing over them before and after.

~ Shmuel Yosef Agnon

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

~ Jack Nicholson

What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others.

~ Diogenes

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

~ Mark Twain

Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love.

~ Wally Lamb

I never worry about being driven to drink I just worry about being driven home.

~ W. C. Fields

I drink Diet Coke from the minute I get up to the minute I go to bed.

~ Karl Lagerfeld

I used to drink tons of caffeine. Now I make smoothies with frozen berries and Green Vibrance health powder.

~ Leighton Meester

I never diet. I smoke. I drink now and then. I never work out.

~ Naomi Campbell

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood.

~ Paz Vega

We drink one another's health and spoil our own.

~ Jerome K. Jerome

I don't know what these Republican congressmen drink that make them experts on women's reproductive health.

~ Jackie Speier

Teetotallers lack the sympathy and generosity of men that drink.

~ W. H. Davies

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.

~ Ann Landers

Never trust anyone who doesn't drink coffee.

~ Aj Lee

I never trust a fighting man who doesnt smoke or drink.

~ William Halsey

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

~ Joe E. Lewis

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

~ Unknown