Eat Quotes

Let us eat and drink: for tomorrow we diet.

~ Wendy Morgan

He who laughs lasts.

~ Mary Poole

I exercise self-control and never touch any beverage stronger than gin before breakfast.

~ W. C. Fields

For him any wine dated before four o'clock in the afternoon is vintage.

~ Elmer Pasta

I'm not much of a drinker. It only takes me one drink to get drunk . . . my fourth.

~ Wendy Morgan

It was a woman who drove me to drink - and you know I never even thanked her.

~ W. C. Fields

Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

~ W. C. Fields

There is nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.

~ John Ciardi

I started smoking to lose weight. After I dropped that lung I felt pretty good.

~ Michael Meehan

You can tell German wine from vinegar ... by the label.

~ Mark Twain

Let's toast a real wine expert - someone who knows a good rose goes best with bologna sandwiches.

~ Elmer Pasta

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.

~ Mark Twain

I've noticed the customers in health food stores. They are pale skinny people who usually look half dead. In a steak house you see robust ruddy people. They're dying of course but they look terrific.

~ Bill Cosby

I'm a one-drink woman two at the most three I'm under the table four I'm under the host.

~ Anonymous

Is life worth living? That depends on the liver.

~ Anonymous

I've never been drunk but often I've been overserved.

~ George Gobel

I like to eat yogurt in the morning. It's easy and quick and available anywhere.

~ Maud Welzen

I won't eat anything green.

~ Kurt Cobain

If I'm making a movie and get hungry, I call time-out and eat some crackers.

~ Carol Alt

Hey, I used to eat at McDonald's: I liked the taste of the food, especially the French fries.

~ Eric Schlosser

As a diabetic, I'm a walking picnic. I have to eat measured amounts of food at certain times.

~ Elaine Stritch

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends.

~ George Bernard Shaw

One should eat to live, not live to eat.

~ Molière

Everyone would be healthier if they didn't eat junk food.

~ Robert Atkins

I really like to sometimes go into food detox and eat very simply.

~ Padma Lakshmi

It's easy for Americans to forget that the food they eat doesn't magically appear on a supermarket shelf.

~ Christopher Dodd

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.

~ Finley Peter Dunne

If we eat any food, or drink any beverage, we must recite a blessing over them before and after.

~ Shmuel Yosef Agnon

I love spaghetti and meatballs... I eat a lot.

~ Susan Lucci

Human beings do not eat nutrients, they eat food.

~ Mary Catherine Bateson

I eat at In-N-Out Burger every chance I get.

~ Robin Wright

I think of dieting, then I eat pizza.

~ Lara Stone

I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat.

~ Oliver Reed

It's one thing to lose weight, but it's another thing to eat healthy.

~ Jennifer Hudson

I still love to eat, and my diet isn't perfect.

~ Rob Kardashian

I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to.

~ Linda Evangelista

I don't eat junk foods and I don't think junk thoughts.

~ Peace Pilgrim

A diet should be named after what you do eat, not what you don't eat.

~ Robert Atkins

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.

~ Todd Barry

I have nothing against turkey. We eat turkey for Thanksgiving in my house.

~ Marc Forgione