He had been inspired to start a career in the porn industry after reading the incredible tale of a Japanese man who avenged the death of his sister by going down on her best friend for seven days and seven nights.
~ Mark Jackman
A comedian is better than a politician, at least there is no doubt.
~ Bangambiki Habyarimana
Using Facebook is like taking a Dyson to your spare time.
~ Gemini Adams
Facebook has been spreading across the continents faster than a highly contagious Asian bird flu!
I ought to warn you, dear, he can get rather wild when he’s hungry
~ Wilkie Martin
