He threw his hands to his eyes and hissed. Like the hiss of incinerating ashes. What is this bright, orange orb in the sky that mocks me with its warmth?
~ Jesikah Sundin
My mother-in-law belongs in Hell, but the devil is afraid she’ll end up taking over.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too.
Groupies will give you Chlamydia, Edward.”“Right, Virg. Groupies throw underwear on stage. They don’t throw flowers.
~ Andrew Barger
I am always happy, because whenever I am sad I just know that somewhere, somehow, there is a person who is PUSHING a door that says PULL.
~ Auliq Ice
The fool has said in his heart: pass me another Everlasting God-Stopper, please.
~ M.j. Mcguire
Being a Gentleman, has more to do with hiding his flaws, than exhibiting the virtues!
~ Ramana Pemmaraju
