Laugh Quotes

Is everything funny? For me, yes. There's a positive to every negative. Even my divorce? For me, yes. If you go back and look at it, why it happened or how it happened, there's something in there that'll make you laugh.

~ Kevin Hart

If anybody has a bad day, they'll just come to my room because they know I'll bring out the positive in everything, or I'll make them laugh, or I'll be just crazy.

~ Simone Biles

Be positive and laugh at everything.

~ Alexandra Roach

I figure you're only here for a matter of moments. Ever since I was a kid watching movies I've always wanted to make people laugh or have some sort of emotional reaction.

~ Tim Conway

I think when you're happy, emotions are right near the top - mine definitely are. I cry easily, I laugh easily, I lose my temper easily... and I beg for forgiveness easily.

~ Nell Carter

Combining music, theater and comedy is a new and broader form of expression. In certain combinations you can make people laugh one moment, cry the next, and then be astounded by the beauty of the music.

~ Aleksey Igudesman

Part of my act is meant to shake you up. It looks like I'm being funny, but I'm reminding you of other things. Life is tough, darling. Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything; otherwise, we're going down the tube.

~ Joan Rivers

I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny.

~ Paula Deen

There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh.

~ Jeff Garlin

Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others' discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls it's funny.

~ Shah Rukh Khan

If you're OK with being clumsy, it's funny. But if you are super embarrassed, people are going to laugh at you.

~ Leo Howard

I wasn't the class clown. I wasn't that obvious. There would be a circle of guys, and they're watching the class clown. And I'm standing in the back, and I turn to the guy next to me and I say something funny to him, and he starts to laugh. And the guy next to him says, 'What did he say?'

~ Bob Newhart

I'm on so late I'm definitely the last seconds of anyone's attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at, so they go, 'That's funny,' then fall asleep.

~ Jimmy Fallon

It's grueling never knowing if the audience is going to think you're funny. It's soul-destroying when they don't laugh.

~ Vince Vaughn

I write funny. If I can make my wife laugh, I know I'm on the right track. But yes, I don't like to get Maudlin. And I have a tendency towards it.

~ Gene Wilder

I don't need somebody behind a desk to tell me what a marketing survey says is funny. I got 3 million miles and 70,000 tickets sold, telling me that I know how to make people laugh.

~ D. L. Hughley

I think stutterers are funny. And I know it's rude and politically incorrect to laugh at stutterers. But I think it is okay because I know why they're funny. They make people nervous. People think, when on earth are they going to get the word out, so they start laughing out of their own nervousness.

~ James Earl Jones

I think funny is just the foundation. I don't really think, to some extent, funny is the absolute most important thing. It should also communicate some idea through the medium of cartooning. Just to be funny is... You know what, the things that you laugh hardest at aren't cartoons.

~ Robert Mankoff

I seem to get into situations that make people laugh, but I don't consider myself that funny of a person. I'm not witty. I'm kind of slow in conversations. I'm not that articulate with jokes. The first time I made stuff and screened it for an audience, I was surprised what people were laughing at.

~ Nathan Fielder

It's funny: most people who recognize me on the subway and stuff - it's much more they think of me as a funny guy. I get much more of people telling me how much I make them laugh, actually. Which is nice.

~ Paul Giamatti

I have this weird obsession with kids and old people falling. Like, funny falls. It is awful, but it's the thing that makes me laugh the most.

~ Malin Akerman

I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something.

~ Carl Hiaasen

You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.

~ Colin Quinn

Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not.

~ James Lipton

Being funny has always mattered a lot to me. It's why I started acting - to make my friends laugh.

~ Nick Wechsler

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? I miss that.

~ Carol Burnett

What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

~ Steve Martin

When you're happy you don't always have to be laughing, and when you're sad you don't have to be crying; sometimes it's the opposite. You laugh when you're the most upset.

~ Freddie Highmore

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either.

~ Golda Meir

I just want real reactions. I want people to laugh from the gut, be sad from the gut - or get angry from the gut.

~ Andy Kaufman

From inside where I live, I feel like I just perceive events in a certain rational way. I often find it sad or poignant, and it may not make me laugh a bit. But I don't mind inventing a portrait that allows others to laugh if that's what they want to do.

~ Madeline Kahn

The Linux philosophy is 'Laugh in the face of danger'. Oops. Wrong One. 'Do it yourself'. Yes, that's it.

~ Linus Torvalds

Grassroots techies - the mostly unknown people who write code and start companies that don't make the headlines - hate, loathe, and despise Microsoft. At technology conferences, it is the devil, or the guaranteed laugh line. Its products are mocked, its business practices booed.

~ Virginia Postrel

I can honestly say, after talking about my mom passing away, I got the biggest weight off of my chest. Comedy is my therapy. That's how I deal with my problems, my personal battles. I talk about it. I give it to my fans. When they laugh at it, it's a release, for lack of a better word.

~ Kevin Hart

My earliest memories as a kid was I would always try to make my mom and my stepdad laugh at dinner. Or make my friends laugh in class. And, I don't know, it's something I just really enjoy doing.

~ Justin Timberlake

My mom and dad just loved the fact that I fooled around. They just embraced it. They'd always kind of enjoy it, and they liked it when I made them laugh.

~ Dominic Monaghan

I'm a fabulous date, I make sure I look good, I like hearing what a guy has to say and I make sure the evening is a real laugh. I like to laugh.

~ Eva Longoria

When I started 'DailyGrace,' I was dating a 26-year-old guy I thought was the funniest person in the world. My creation process every day was imagining him watching my videos and wondering, 'Will he laugh at this?' But somehow that's turned into an audience that's mostly 15-year-old girls.

~ Grace Helbig

Wisdom ceases to be wisdom when it becomes too proud to weep, too grave to laugh, and too selfish to seek other than itself.

~ Khalil Gibran

Lighten up, just enjoy life, smile more, laugh more, and don't get so worked up about things.

~ Kenneth Branagh