I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and could you pull a few weeds while you're here?

~ Ryan Lilly

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It's pretty cool to be able to hang out with the President and have the race-winning car on the South Lawn.

~ Buddy Rice

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A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule.

~ Michael Pollan

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