Men Quotes

He said I'm the winning lottery ticket, like he's never meant anything more.

~ Crystal Woods

Don't demean what I know is one of your favorite body parts.

~ Gil A. Waters

The way a man cannot and would NOT like to have sex till his tool is erect, even a women would NOT like to have to sex if she's not wet. If you have it in you then get her interested in you and excited for you. She's not your fuckin property to plough in just cos you want to. #Shame‬ On Such Men who force themselves in her even when she's dry. Even animals don't do that, how can one enjoy sex this way???? They can't be human...

~ Honeya

It’s all society is, the repressed sex drives of men, the objectification of women, their paranoia, the posturing, the macho stances, the beauty standard, it’s all just one charade masking a never ending hard on.

~ Trevor D. Richardson

My father was a man, and I know the sex pretty well.

~ Elizabeth Gaskell

If some men think they've been outdone by a woman, well, they hit back with the best weapon they have. And that's to put you in your place and let you think you only have one use in life.

~ Lindsay Armstrong

I remember taking an anthropology class in college and the professor was explaining that there is little 'sexual dimorphism' in humans. He meant that there are few outward, observable differences between makes and females. At the time I was confused, so I raised my hand. 'I feel like it's very easy to tell men and women apart,' I said.'That's due to culture,' he answered.

~ Brandon Stanton

Guys are a lot like kitchen floors – lay ‘em right the first time and you can walk all over them for years.

~ Susan Andersen

She hadn’t known that the ability to make pancakes from scratch made a man brutally hot. Now she did.

~ Suenammi Richards

A beautiful woman can have almost any man she wants. A rich man can have almost any woman he wants.

~ Oliver Gaspirtz

Aw, so he used you as a penis cozy and then left? Guys are pigs.

~ Thomm Quackenbush

To all ladies who like offering sex to a man in the first few weeks of dating, this is what happens: Once he penetrates you, he will start seeing invisible spots on your face, which means that the honor and respect is gone! And now he would be targeting another cheap meat, and if he can buy it, then he concludes that all women are whore. If he continues to exploit women, then your name will be among the list of his thousand of whores.

~ Michael Bassey Johnson

Women are caught between feminism and the pornification of America, and men are, too. I spent my youth squatting on a pedestal, the beauty queen who couldn’t get laid. I’ve been a Relationship Consultant, phone sex diva, mistress, been fought over, lived with hunks who treated me as the trophy, then couldn’t deliver. Now I’m married, because he wouldn’t take no for an answer, and I’m grateful he didn’t. I always knew what I wanted, which is where it all begins. I can help others get theirs, too.” - Taylor Marsh

~ Taylor Marsh

Why do women always feel they have to settle for less?

~ Nenia Campbell

They can’t help it, you know. It happens in the egg,” she reasoned. “As soon as they grow that genitalia, intelligence goes right out the window and we’re left with this thing that just wants to stick it in any hole.

~ G.a. Aiken

A horny man is seen. A horny woman is heard.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with, or, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Guys have a mental calendar of days in the week, and below the days are empty boxes. On days when they have sex, the box gets a checked. The check mark means all is good and right in the world. An empty box means...not that.

~ Colleen Mccarty

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

He’s a steamroller in my life and I like to be laid out flat. I like his hands on my chest, pushing me down whenever my back turns to the span of a bridge. His hands on my thighs, forcing me flat, flat, flat. Yes. Yes, I like that.

~ Laura A. Lord

This was going to be difficult, because he enjoyed women, but all the ones he has known seemed to have been sent as secret assassins on a mission to destroy his pride and ability.

~ Daniel J. Rice

Nothing spices up one's sex life like having a partner.

~ Jacob M. Appel

The truth is that, when it comes to sex, selfishness is pretty typical with guys.Great. How infinitely comfor

~ Claire Kent

Sex doesn't satisfy for a lifetime, the more you have it, the more you want it. And the more you have it, the more you die out.

~ Michael Bassey Johnson

...although the reason for the existence of women is obvious enough, nobody has any real idea what point there is in being a man. Men have however, made many attempts to justify their existence.

~ Steve Jones

A crowd of men stood in front of them. Of all ages, with expressions of sex-wonder in their eyes, gazing curiously as men who cannot solve a mystery that populates graveyards and through the ages has sent poets, popes, kings and fools to the junk heap.

~ Jim Tully

The only thing more difficult than persuading someone else to start having sex with you is persuading yourself to stop.

~ Jacob M. Appel

If you give a man a hammer, he thinks he can solve all problems by pounding. Well, God gave men penises....

~ Jacob M. Appel

There's a story here.A catastrophic silence where our thoughts and feelings collide ...Where your sweetness overrides my senses and our bodies move to the same tune.The same song.The same melody.The same stroke.The same rhythm.It's our story, Trinity, and it's just begging to be told.

~ Nadège Richards

The most unfair thing about sex is that men are almost always guaranteed an orgasm.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Condoms seemed to her inherently wicked. But they were also inherently funny. They were like rubber gloves with only one finger, and every time she saw one she had to be severe with herself or she’d get the giggles, a terrifying thought because the man might think you were laughing at him, at his dick, at its size, and that would be fatal.

~ Margaret Atwood

Dignity will only happen when you realize that having someone in your life doesn’t validate your worth.

~ Shannon L. Alder

Injustice happened to animals as they born an animal, you are born as man what else do you need ?

~ Amit Kalantri

I really feel sorry for the many men who are surrounded by people who flatter them all the time. In Chinese we have a golden proverb: The true friend is the one who shows you how to bow down. Because you cannot enter the cave of treasures without bowing at the opening. And the true enemy is the one who flatters you. Because you cannot enter the cave of treasures standing tall with pride. At the end of the day, it is those that flatter you who keep you away from the true treasures in your life. In the culture we all live in today, we are taught to surround ourselves by people who believe in us. That is true to some extent. But in reality, there are many times when the people around us ought to slap us in the face because we are being idiots. This seems to be particularly prevalent amongst men. In their quest to build a kingdom, they surround themselves with peasants. But this is not how to build a kingdom. In order to build a kingdom, surround yourself with knights. True friends who will protect you, even if it means protecting you from your own wayward self.

~ C. Joybell C.

Man kept control over the machines he created, I wish God would have done the same with the man he created.

~ Amit Kalantri

If monkey became a man, then a man can become a hero.

~ Amit Kalantri

The most annoying pain is perceived when a man is living without a purpose.

~ Amit Kalantri

My men are my money.

~ Amit Kalantri

God gave us ground we created a city, God gave us time we need to create a future.

~ Amit Kalantri

When it comes to creating things, I compete with nature not with men.

~ Amit Kalantri