Men Quotes

For men, I think, love is a thing formed of equal parts lust and astonishment. The astonishment part women understand. The lust part they only think they understand.

~ Stephen King

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love.

~ Frank O'hara

What a man wants is a mate and what a woman wants is infinite security,’ and, ‘What a man is is an arrow into the future and a what a woman is is the place the arrow shoots off from.

~ Sylvia Plath

The strength of a man isn't seen in the power of his arms. It's seen in the love with which he EMBRACES you.

~ Steve Maraboli

It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.

~ Mae West

Skinny guys fight till they're burger.

~ Chuck Palahniuk

Life was not easy, nor was it happy, but she did not expect life to be easy, and, if it was not happy, that was woman's lot. It was a man's world, and she accepted it as such. The man owned the property, and the woman managed it. The man took credit for the management, and the woman praised his cleverness. The man roared like a bull when a splinter was in his finger, and the woman muffled the moans of childbirth, lest she disturb him. Men were rough of speech and often drunk. Women ignored the lapses of speech and put the drunkards to bed without bitter words. Men were rude and outspoken, women were always kind, gracious and forgiving.

~ Margaret Mitchell

I will never deny that life isn't fair. It seems as though when a woman leaves a man she is strong and independent, but when a man leaves a woman he is a pig and a jerk.

~ Criss Jami

When you look for a man- what you want to look for is a man with the heart of a poor boy and the mind of a conqueror.

~ C. Joybell C.

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

~ Mark Twain

Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft were written by men.

~ Neil Gaiman

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

~ Robin Williams

I like men who have a future and women who have a past.

~ Oscar Wilde

A study in the Washington Post says that women havebetter verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.

~ Conan O'brien

You're only a man! You've not our gifts! I can tell you! Why, a woman can think of a hundred different things at once, all them contradictory!

~ Georgette Heyer

I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.

~ Dorothy Parker

No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.

~ Eoin Colfer

It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.

~ Dave Barry

Margaret Atwood, the Canadian novelist, once asked a group of women at a university why they felt threatened by men. The women said they were afraid of being beaten, raped, or killed by men. She then asked a group of men why they felt threatened by women. They said they were afraid women would laugh at them.

~ Molly Ivins

MenThey hail you as their morning starBecause you are the way you are.If you return the sentiment,They'll try to make you different;And once they have you, safe and sound,They want to change you all around.Your moods and ways they put a curse on;They'd make of you another person.They cannot let you go your gait;They influence and educate.They'd alter all that they admired.They make me sick, they make me tired.

~ Dorothy Parker

Intelligent men are dangerous.

~ Patricia Briggs

The only way a woman can ever reform a man is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life.

~ Oscar Wilde

I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.

~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

Yes, men are pigs. Except your brother, of course. He's actually a decent human being. Almost a woman.-Jillian's mother

~ Gena Showalter

When something needs to be said, you look for a man to say it. But when something needs actually to be done, you look for a woman.

~ P.b. Kerr

What I'm expecting is for you to behave like the gentleman I always thought you were.

~ Wendelin Van Draanen

Basically, all women are nurturers and healers, and all men are mental patients to varying degrees.

~ Nelson Demille

I happen to be immature, undisciplined, and self-centered, pretty much a little boy in a man's body, although I'd appreciate it if you didn't quote me on that.-Bobby Tom

~ Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it.

~ Alexandra Potter

If he's getting married, he's not longer interesting.

~ Colette

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.

~ Jean Kerr

Les hommes construisent trop de murs et pas assez de ponts.

~ Isaac Newton

First impressions are rarely worth preserving. Men typically fall short of our expectations.

~ Renate Linnenkoper

Tom felt his darkness. His father was beautiful and clever, his mother was short and mathematically sure. Each of his brothers and sisters had looks or gifts or fortune. Tom loved all of them passionately, but he felt heavy and earth-bound. He climbed ecstatic mountains and floundered in the rocky darkness between the peaks. He had spurts of bravery but they were bracketed in battens of cowardice.

~ John Steinbeck

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

~ George Carlin

Do you really believe ... that everything historians tell us about men – or about women – is actually true? You ought to consider the fact that these histories have been written by men, who never tell the truth except by accident.

~ Moderata Fonte

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.

~ Erica Jong

The human ego is the ugliest part of man. We lift up men who only show us darkness, and put down those brave enough to show us the light. Likewise, people engage in darkness when it is light outside, and acknowledge the light only when it is dark. We abandon those fighting for us to cheer behind those fighting against us. And, we only remember good people and God when it is convenient for us, and take them for granted because their doors are always open - only to chase after closed doors and personalities void of substance and truth.

~ Suzy Kassem

If the Creator stood before a million men with the light of a million lamps, only a few would truly see him because truth is already alive in their hearts. Truth can only be seen by those with truth in them. He who does not have Truth in his heart, will always be blind to it.

~ Suzy Kassem

This thought strengthened in me my belief that all men, without exception, deserve to be pitied, if only because they are alive.

~ Alberto Moravia