Men Quotes

Macho does not prove mucho.

~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

Tell me about yourself - your struggles your dreams your telephone number.

~ Peter Arno

Be pretty if you can be witty if you must be agreeable if it kills you.

~ Elsie De Wolfe

For a single woman preparing for company means wiping the lipstick off the milk carton.

~ Elayne Boosler

Men like cars women like clothes. Women only like cars because they take them to clothes.

~ Rita Rudner

She has such a nice sense of rumor.

~ John Cutler

Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man.

~ Rita Rudner

If you ever leave me I'll go with you.

~ Rene Taylor

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a male is when he's a baby.

~ Jacob Braude

What would we say if men changed the length of their trousers every year?

~ Lady Nancy Astor

Boys don't make passes at female smart asses.

~ Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Why did God make man before he made woman? Because he didn't want any advice on how to do it.

~ Anonymous

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.

~ Marion Smith

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

~ Mark Twain

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. She just did it backwards and in high heels.

~ Linda Ellerbee

Men who drink herbal teas are seldom serial killers.

~ Rita Rudner

If the world were a logical place men would ride sidesaddle.

~ Rita Mae Brown

Outside every thin girl is a fat man trying to get in.

~ Anonymous

You know who must be very secure in their masculinity? Male ladybugs.

~ Jay Leno

I want to know why if men rule the world they don't stop wearing neckties.

~ Linda Ellerbee

There are more men than women in mental hospitals - which just goes to show who's driving who crazy.

~ Peter Veale

In all cities, the better classes - the business men - are the sources of corruption, but they are so rarely pursued and caught that we do not fully realize whence the trouble comes.

~ Lincoln Steffens

I notice that young men go to the universities in order to become doctors or philosophers or anything, so long as it is a title, and that many go in for those professions who are utterly unfit for them, while others who would be very competent are prevented by business or their daily cares, which keep them away from letters.

~ Galileo Galilei

The majority of men meet with failure because of their lack of persistence in creating new plans to take the place of those which fail.

~ Napoleon Hill

There is no substitute for accurate knowledge. Know yourself, know your business, know your men.

~ Lee Iacocca

Let your Discourse with Men of Business be Short and Comprehensive.

~ George Washington

To rule a country of a thousand chariots, there must be reverent attention to business, and sincerity; economy in expenditure, and love for men; and the employment of the people at the proper seasons.

~ Confucius

Justice means minding one's own business and not meddling with other men's concerns.

~ Plato

Advertising is a business of words, but advertising agencies are infested with men and women who cannot write. They cannot write advertisements, and they cannot write plans. They are helpless as deaf mutes on the stage of the Metropolitan Opera.

~ David Ogilvy

What men have called friendship is only a social arrangement, a mutual adjustment of interests, an interchange of services given and received; it is, in sum, simply a business from which those involved propose to derive a steady profit for their own self-love.

~ François De La Rochefoucauld

My professional life has been a constant record of disillusion, and many things that seem wonderful to most men are the every-day commonplaces of my business.

~ Harry Houdini

Prosperous farmers mean more employment, more prosperity for the workers and the business men of every industrial area in the whole country.

~ Franklin D. Roosevelt

It is clearly better that property should be private, but the use of it common; and the special business of the legislator is to create in men this benevolent disposition.

~ Aristotle

The first rule of business is: Do other men for they would do you.

~ Charles Dickens

The main business of religions is to purify, control, and restrain that excessive and exclusive taste for well-being which men acquire in times of equality.

~ Alexis De Tocqueville

Half the time men think they are talking business, they are wasting time.

~ E. W. Howe

Like dogs in a wheel, birds in a cage, or squirrels in a chain, ambitious men still climb and climb, with great labor, and incessant anxiety, but never reach the top.

~ Robert Browning

The final test of a leader is that he leaves behind him in other men the conviction and the will to carry on.

~ Walter Lippmann

Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men.

~ Jane Addams

Being a sex symbol has to do with an attitude, not looks. Most men think it's looks, most women know otherwise.

~ Kathleen Turner