Sarcastic Quotes

Guys like him? They were the worst kind. All looks and no heart. Guys not like him? They were all deceiving, freaking asshats.

~ Rucy Ban

wen thectaste of my own medicine is given to me results into silent treatment,its not bitter therefore i enjoy the medicine i gave you too.

~ Mohlalefi J Motsima

If one wishes to elicit a reaction from the elusive species known as 'reservus quietgirlius,' one must poke.

~ Jules Barnard

Babe, I hate to break it to you, but you're one messed up mess.I know! I exclaimed before breaking off into a fit of laughter. I ought to be admitted or put on some serious medication or something.

~ K.r. Grace

I sort of fell.Percy! Six hundred and thirty feet?

~ Rick Riordan

It’s so obvious that you’re gonna ask a good looking dude to be with you for the rest of your holiday while you only know his name for like 2 hours, 32 minutes, 12 seconds.”“Trisha! Being mean is my job! June, you’re so predictable, like, it’s not a shock for us if you’re gonna ask a good looking dude to be with you for the rest of your holiday while you only know his name for like 2 hours, 33 minutes, 2 seconds.

~ Rea Lidde

The Black Pit of Despair is temporarily closed for renovations. We apologize for any inconvenience.

~ David C. Holley

I'm a sarcastic person, and people don't get my humor sometimes.

~ Sarah Hyland

He has such a patronizing tone and manner, and such a sarcastic sense of humor. I found him rather brutal, a kind of elegant brutality which appealed. No, I think he came pretty much off the page.

~ Jeremy Northam

My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my mom's very silly, and that side of the family is very musical.

~ Tim Heidecker

My mother was sarcastic and delightful and, trust me, quite remarkable.

~ Kevin Spacey