Shit Quotes

Some people are so positive, that when they slip in dog poop, they pirouette

~ Josh Stern

He smiled and as his lips parted, little bits of solid waste fell from them. Hellelujah, we can only be what we are, I thought and wondered if I was as repulsive to him as he was to me. I don't think so, because even though he literally wore a shit-eating grin, I sensed he was genuinely happy to see me

~ R.e. Vance

I respect the shit out of you.

~ Brian Michael Bendis

Get me your manager.” Dove held her head high and tried to seem older and more self-assured. The teenager barely registered her request. “Do it now. My friend here is about to crap his pants. Do you want to smell it?” Dove slapped her hands down on the counter, snapping the life into the girl. “Do you want to smell his shit?

~ Debra Anastasia

50 Zen, read shit.... BECOME MASTER!

~ Deyth Banger

Now he sat alone; on a disabled starship about fifty years from anywhere on conversion drive – assuming he still had that. Insurance was a good thing – a very good thing - but it wasn’t going to help him much out here. The highlight of his afternoon was going to be staring at the blinking bridge instrumentation – which just happened to be running on the emergency batteries and actually blinking, like for real. Moreover, since his mutinous crew had made off with the Short Shit, the ships only shuttle, he was facing quite a problem

~ Christina Engela

Very clever but dumb at shoothing... dumb as a person but clever at shooting. That's LOGIC!

~ Deyth Banger

As much deeper you go as much more shit you find down there. But what happens with you?

~ Deyth Banger

I knew I was in deep shit. I didn’t know how deep—just that I still hadn’t touched bottom.

~ Sol Luckman

Sim sighed. like Ross always said: Wish in one hand,shit in the other,and see which hand fills up first.

~ Keith Gray

My stomach hurts, but if it's guilt or impacted stool, I can't tell. Either way, I'm so full of shit.

~ Chuck Palahniuk

I don't know what happened, but I do know this. It's not going anywhere. When you light up it waits for you to come down. You have to confront whatever's bothering you and look it straight in the eye. It's alright to forgive yourself, and it's okay to fight back, because if you don't kick the shit out of it, then it kicks you. It's a dog world, but you can control it, if you want to. A lot of people are going to try to make you feel like shit, but that doesn't mean you are. You are who you decide to be. I hope you're the kind of person that fights, because that's the only way to win.

~ E.m. Youman

If you’re looking for fast driving there’s a dragway in the southwestern part of the county. It opens next week.”“Do you race there?” he asks.“Yes.” And I plan on spending a lot of time there over the next six weeks.“Isaiah.” Beth attempts to step in between us, but Logan angles himself so that she can’t. “That’s not why I brought him here.”An insane glint strikes the guy’s eyes and all of a sudden, I feel a connection to him. A twitch of his lips shows he might be my kind of crazy. “How fast do the cars there go?”“Some guys hit speeds of 120 mph in an eighth mile.”“No!” Beth stomps her foot. “No. I promised Ryan nothing crazy would happen. Logan, this is not why I brought you here.”“Have you hit those speeds?” He swats his hand at Beth as if she’s a fly, earning my respect. Most guys would be terrified of having their balls ripped off and handed to them for dismissing Beth like that.“Not driving my car, I haven’t,” I answer honestly. But I hope to with Rachel’s car, and with mine, after a few modifications. “Speed can be bought. Just depends on how much you want to spend.”Logan offers his hand. “I’m Logan.”“Isaiah,” I say as we shake.“Shit,” mumbles Beth.

~ Katie Mcgarry

Don’t shout my friend, no one gives you the shit unless you make them.

~ M.f. Moonzajer

Here is a nice tip, safe the shit which now you are saying for later one day you will need it.

~ Deyth Banger

They say it came from Africa, carried in the screams of the enslaved; that it was the death bane of the Tainos, uttered just as one world perished and another began; that it was a demon drawn into Creation through the nightmare door that was cracked open in the Antilles. Fukú americanus, or more colloquially, fukú - generally a curse or doom of some kind; specifically the Curse and the Doom of the New World. No matter what its name or provenance, it is believed that the arrival of Europeans on Hispaniola unleashed fukú on the world, and we've all been in the shit ever since.

~ Junot Díaz

We should fall in love. Love each other enough to shit at the same time on the same toilet.

~ Darnell Lamont Walker

Everything changed after AIDS,” Dr. Molnár had just explained to him. “From then on, blood was more dangerous than shit.

~ David Cronenberg

The basic formula of life... SURVIVE. EAT. SHIT. FUCK. BUY A HOUSE and DIE. It's all been scripted. But there's no need to see the second act. You already know how the play ends, don't you?

~ Andrew Armacost

Foulmouthed individuals seem to have their neuron systems replaced by colon structures, given that their terminology profusely consists of sh*t and f*ck. (Tolerance zero)

~ Erik Pevernagie

Your shit is for you, my shit is for me - Understand?

~ Deyth Banger