Urban Fantasy Quotes

Sit down,” she ordered, nodding toward her bed.He cast it an uncertain look. “I can’t. I’ll stain the covers.” She stared at him. “You’re kidding, right?” He sported deep wounds that bled profusely and he was concerned about staining her bedding? “Perhaps if I cleaned up a wee bit—” “Sit your ass down,” she ordered, pointing at the queen-sized bed. Eyebrows flying up, he sat so swiftly she almost laughed.

~ Dianne Duvall

His beautiful eyes were full of dread and sorrow. “You’re different,” she whispered.He nodded. “Yes, I am.”“You should have told me how different.”A mirthless laugh escaped him. “When?

~ Dianne Duvall

It’s just a party, right? What could possibly go wrong?

~ Mari Mancusi

...but if there was one thing that all my years as the Spider, all the battles, all the brushes with my own death, had taught me, then it was THIS.That THIS was what was important. This moment right now and all the ones that we are lucky enough to have after it. Today, tomorrow, hell, maybe even forever.

~ Jennifer Estep

One hand was behind his back, and he held it out, presenting a bouquet of white and smoky purple lilies. “They’re straight from the underworld, by the way. They are everlasting. They won’t die.

~ Jess C. Scott

Christians. They’re determined to rid the land of any who worship the Horned One. Murdering all the druids, burning the temples, sometimes whole villages, and knocking over the standing stones.” The Lady’s face hardened. “This god of peace and love certainly likes to bathe the land in blood.

~ Brom

I never arrive unannounced without something big and juicy in hand.- Simon Hunt

~ Dannika Dark

You’re starting to look like you did before, and that’s not good because what you looked like was complete shit, so get up and go to bed so I can stop acting like your mother. I can already feel my balls starting to recede. And hey, does it look like I’m growing breasts? - Kye

~ Krista Alasti

I can be a gentleman off and on. When the urge hits me. - Tran

~ Krista Alasti

Just shut up and talk. - Shella

~ Krista Alasti

Why would Dad call you? I mean, you have to admit that he would have been better off calling the local prison and asking them to send out one of the convicted killers to come find me. - Shella

~ Krista Alasti

Don’t be hating on my peacock. It’s just not right. - Kye

~ Krista Alasti

I’m sure all of that’s true. Especially the anal bit--Marshall’s always been an ass--but I don’t see how this is relevant, unless of course I’m mistaken, and you really are comparing me to a crumb that needs sweeping. - Shella

~ Krista Alasti

You’re not going to campus. You’re going out to get drunk and play with other ladies’ boobies.” - Kye

~ Krista Alasti

So where did you get your information? Werewolves for Dummies? No, wait, you watched Underworld? Or maybe you were raised by wolves? Stop mewhen I’m warm.” - Shella

~ Krista Alasti

History has been written, but it has not always been right or complete.

~ Toi Thomas

... there's fear that keeps you safe, and fear that warns you, and then there's fear of another sort. The kind that makes you turn on your friends, that irises the world down to one frightened person.

~ Margaret Ronald

Cat, you asked me before to find out if those dream -suppression pills had any side effects. I’ve checked with Pathology, and they said you might experience depression, mood swings, irritability, paranoia, and chronic fatigue. Have you noticed any of that?

~ Jeaniene Frost

Five hundred years ago the notoriously savvy Henry VIII discovered an elegant way to solve both his theological problems and his personal liquidity crisis —he dissolved the monasteries and nicked all their land.

~ Ben Aaronovitch

Vane grabbed me. “DuLac, let’s ch

~ Priya Ardis

One of my professors once told me that the last official act of the British monarchy was when Queen Victoria refused to sign a law that made same-sex acts illegal. It would have made me think more highly of her, except the reason she objected was because she didn’t believe women would do anything like that. Parliament rewrote the law so it was specific to men, and she signed it. A tribute to enlightenment, Queen Victoria was not. Neither, as I have observed before, are werewolf packs.

~ Patricia Briggs

And Esme remembered in a rush--the wolfsong, the haunting, lyrical spirals of it in the dawn quiet and the feeling of euphoria that had attended it. Even in recollection the howling uplifted her like the crescendo at the end of a symphony and made her heartbeat quicken.

~ Laini Taylor

Don't pursue something with a vengeful heart, or it will destroy you. Hate wraps a cold hand around your heart and hollows you out. - Justus

~ Dannika Dark

Why did you wear heels? How are you supposed to fight a gargoyle in what you're wearing?

~ Priya Ardis

Well, can you tell her that?He looked down at his feet. I will. I will.Guy-speak for, I plan to keep avoiding her until she gives up.

~ Priya Ardis

If I were to lock you up in a dungeon, I guarantee you would not be bored.

~ Priya Ardis

Plus, I happened to be a history nerd. Why else would I be interested in a guy born in the year 519?

~ Priya Ardis

Let the spirits guide you, but never let them take you.

~ E.j. Stevens

The last declaration he'd made to me hung between us. The L word. The one that had nothing to do with like.

~ Priya Ardis

The combination of razor-sharp wit (completely real) and his credentials (completely fake) had won them over in the end.

~ Priya Ardis

Emma was doing something nice for Simon? Hell must be enjoying the snow day.

~ E.j. Stevens

From DW:I got it. “Here's the thing,” I said. I'm not going to be the government's bitch.

~ Tamara Rose Blodgett

Walking out into the night with a water fey was all kinds of stupid. Heck, Kelpies eat people. They may not play with their food as creatively as the Each Uisge, but dead is dead.

~ E.j. Stevens

So what did you do, drug me, stuff me in the trunk, then dump me like a sacrificial offering into that vampire’s coffin? - Shella

~ Krista Alasti

When a Dragon, an Elf, and a Human walk into a bar, the Human is always going to be the punch line.

~ Bryan Fields

Nil Sine Magno Labore (Nothing without great effort) --Motto of Brooklyn College

~ Tony-Paul De Vissage

I can see the headline now: Archangel Busts Were Whisperer.

~ Stacy Mantle

What I knew for sure was that he had a quick temper, a cocky attitude, and a southern accent... Apparently he also has a pet cougar.

~ Stacy Mantle

Been lickin’ peanut-butter spoons? Maybe I should call you butterfingers. It has a better ring than Hella Shella. - Tran'Answer my question, Tran. Right now. Or I show you just what these fingers'--I wiggled my fingers under his nose-- 'can really do.' I took a step closer, erasing the distance between us. 'And let me tell you, emo boy, you are not going to like it. Let’s just say, that peanut butter I ate, freshly made.' I licked my lips with care. 'I’m actually quite skilled when it comes to crushing nuts.' - Shella

~ Krista Alasti

God, why do I bother trying to help you? It’s not like you appreciate it. It’s not like the word ‘thanks’ is in your vocabulary. It’s like you’re not capable of being nice to someone you decided to despise when you were six-years-old. Sure, about twelve years have passed, but what’s time compared to your rock-headed mind? - Tran

~ Krista Alasti