I just want that sensation you have in dreams when you fly to be real.
~ Janet Montgomery
Take everything easy and quit dreaming and brooding and you will be well guarded from a thousand evils.
~ Amy Lowell
Dreams do come true if you work hard and you get your head down.
~ Kyla Reid
You have to dream dreams to live dreams.
~ Eric Lindros
If you choose not to pursue your dreams, you'll still be a part of a dream - only it will be someone else's.
~ Mike Hawkins
Dad, wherever you are, you are gone but you will never be forgotten.
~ Conrad Hall
Becoming a dad means you have to be a role model for your son and be someone he can look up to.
~ Wayne Rooney
Being a father helps me be more responsible... you see more things than you've ever seen.
~ Kid Rock
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
~ Steven Wright
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
~ Bill Cosby
My legacy would be that you don't have to give up anything. You can be chic but have a sense of humor, you can be sexy but comfortable, you can be timeless but fresh.
~ Michael Kors
Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.
~ Jesse Ventura
Humor can help you cope with the unbearable so that you can stay on the bright side of things until the bright side actually comes along.
~ Allen Klein
My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious.
~ Bill Burr
If you can get humor and seriousness at the same time, you've created a special little thing, and that's what I'm looking for, because if you get pompous, you lose everything.
~ Paul Simon
I should say, one of the things about being a widow or a widower, you really, really need a sense of humor, because everything's going to fall apart.
~ Joyce Carol Oates
You have to have a sense of humor about life to get through it.
~ Kesha
A book without potty humor is like a banana split without hot fudge. It can still be good, I suppose, but you kinda get the feeling that something is missing.
~ Dav Pilkey
There's something very authentic about humor, when you think about it. Anybody can pretend to be serious. But you can't pretend to be funny.
~ Billy Collins
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
~ Dick Clark
Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it's got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can't just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that - it's got to be funny.
~ Betty White
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
~ Flip Wilson
Always have a sense of humor about life - you'll need it - but always be courteous to boot.
~ Peter Jennings
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
~ Bob Hope
If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor.
~ Jennifer Jones
If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
~ Al Franken
If you are a small company taking on a big company, you need to have a sense of humor.
~ Richard Branson
I've learned to start from a really sound argument, boil down the essence of what you're trying to say, then build your humor around that, rather than starting with, 'This sounds funny,' and going from there.
~ Hasan Minhaj
Poop humor is fun. If you do the toilet scenes well and commit to them, they can be really, really powerful.
~ Sandra Bullock
Teasing and a sense of humor, if you can develop that in your kids, and if you can exercise it with the kids, just makes for a pleasanter atmosphere.
~ P. J. O'rourke
You know those things that you throw the twigs into and it spits them out? That's what I do. The branches are like life, and I throw them into my head and some of it comes out as humor.
I've been encouraging documentary filmmakers to use more and more humor, and they're loath to do that because they think if it's a documentary it has to be deadly serious - it has to be like medicine that you're supposed to take. And I think it's what keeps the mass audience from going to documentaries.
~ Michael Moore
If I had to describe my sense of humor, I would say it's contemporary wit, you know what I'm saying?
~ Tracy Morgan
Half the battle is that people have to like you before you say one joke, one bit of humor.
~ Don Rickles
You're not going to see my sense of humor on the football field. That's not a place for me to joke around.
~ Tom Brady
You know, Freud accepted his lot very stoically and very well and with a sense of humor. He aged and died gracefully, and there's a lot to be said for that.
~ Viggo Mortensen
I don't think that because you die and move on to somewhere else that you lose your sense of humor.
~ Peter Jackson
I think that what comes through in Chicago humor is the affection. Even though you're poking fun at someone or something, there's still an affection for it.
~ Bob Newhart
Humor's a weapon if you want to make it one.
What you see on stage is pretty much the way I am... a dry sense of humor.
