Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes

In fiction: we find the predictable boring. In real life: we find the unpredictable terrifying.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Feminists who accept the claim made in The Book of Genesis, and, that God is a he, need to make their minds up.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

There is absolutely nothing feminine about the colour pink, or, anything bad-luck'ish about the colour black — in itself.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

In a materialistic society, the dead body of a rich man’s dog is regarded as a corpse; that of a poor man, a carcass.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Needs are imposed by nature. Wants are sold by society.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A ‘normal person’ is what is left after society has squeezed out all unconventional opinions and aspirations out of a human being.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

In a materialistic society, there’s no such a thing as a ‘romantic’ broke man.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

In a materialistic society, man is likely to value the opinion of a rich man over that of a poor one; even when coming to opinions that have absolutely nothing to do with moneymaking.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

He who fails to achieve a dream set by himself is more honorable than he who succeeds in achieving a dream set by his society.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

In any sane society, a farmer is a billion times more important than an economist.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

In a society that prioritizes man’s health, a cleaner is more important than a lawyer.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

To be a prosperous pastor one needs: (1) a bible (2) a tailored suit, and (3) a few psychology books.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A blank cheque kills creativity.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Today, the world rewards those with creative and intellectual muscles. So, women and skinny men need to shut up and start thinking.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

We owe some of our successes to people who did not want to help us more than we do to those who have helped us.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The present is an eternal attempt to separate the past from the future.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The present is the closest that you will ever get to the future.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Contrary to popular belief: Knowing where you are from will not really tell you where you are going. It will merely tell you why you are where you are.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Worrying about what happened on Monday, or, what might happen on Wednesday, is at the expense of one’s Tuesday.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

An agnostic is a creature that is religiously skeptical whenever it is told that God exists … or that He doesn’t.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A belief is an uneducated guess.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Technically, you cannot really own a book you bought; you can only own the sheets of paper your copy is printed on; unless, of course, you are the book’s publisher.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Whenever I encounter writer’s block, I stop writing … with my hands; and I then start writing with my legs.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

It’s easy to write a sentence, paragraph, or book. What’s difficult is writing the best sentence, paragraph, or book, you can write.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

In many a case, the phrase ‘I’d like to get to know you better’ is a euphemism for ‘I want us to fuck.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Intelligence is a way of thinking, not a choice of words.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Faeces by any other name would smell as gross

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

You are not walking slow enough, when taking a walk, if you do not come across as bored or depressed (to the average sane person).

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

When the going gets tough: the poor close their eyes, the rich open their wallets.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Closing one’s eyes when praying doesn’t increase the odds of the prayer being answered. It merely decreases the odds of being distracted.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Sniffing glue is a homeless nonbeliever's prayer.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I tend to avoid people who always have something to say … and those who expect me to always have something to say.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The modern man is usually in a hurry to get to a destination from which he will sooner or later suffer from and at times complain about boredom.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Some people aren’t really light-teethed, they’re merely dark-skinned.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Some people each left their spouse or lover because he or she was no longer the primary source of their happiness; some, because their spouse or lover was, at that time, the primary source of their unhappiness.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Many marriages would have been laid to rest a long time ago, if they were not on a life-support machine called other people’s opinions and/or expectations.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

In some rare cases, a friendship between two people benefits both of them, and what’s more, in some rarer cases, it benefits both of them equally.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Most women think cheating is 'disgusting' … until they fall for a man that likes them back, but isn’t willing to leave his lover for them.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

When a dreamer loses his lover, his dream profits. (Unless, of course, the lover was the dreamer's dream.)

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

There is a correlation between one’s estimation of the odds of finding a new lover who is, at the least, of the same standard as they one they’re currently in a dead relationship with, and, their attempting to revive a dead relationship.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana