Crazy Quotes

I can't blame them, but I don't join in their sentiments. People can be very crazy when they are unhappy and heart-sore

~ Mina Marial Nicoli

To be lazy is stupid, to be a muscle machine is a crazy thing... and how far we go or father we all the time can find disadvantages and it's own consequences.

~ Deyth Banger

I don't know what she's thinking, but I'm thinking how fluid the border is between crazy and interesting, and how hard it is to decide who belongs where.

~ Melissa Decarlo

Why is it that the Alpha females are crazy?Meryn shrugged. She made sense to me.Colton turned to Meryn. You also set Aiden's car on fire when he ignored you.Amelia looked at Meryn. Sounds reasonable.Meryn grinned. I know, right?

~ Alanea Alder

I'm seventeen and I'm crazy.

~ Ray Bradbury

Every time you feel like mocking a person you disagree with politically by implying that they are mentally ill, I want you to instead imagine you are talking to every single person who actually is mentally ill and telling them they are worthless. That's how it makes mentally ill people feel. Doesn't seem very progressive now does it?

~ Ariel Howland

Hungry Joe was crazy, and no one knew it better than Yossarian, who did everything he could to help him. Hungry Joe just wouldn’t listen to Yossarian. Hungry Joe just wouldn’t listen because he thought Yossarian was crazy

~ Joseph Heller

Isabel's infamous tweets ranged from the cartoonish and impossible:Im going to pull ur tongue out of ur mouth wrap it around ur neck n strangle u w it so hard ur eyes will pop out. i will pee in the sockets.To the quaint:Get ur fcking hands off him bitch i will cut u. #RupertLIsMineTo the cryptically disturbing:I watch u in your sleep.I would never condone Isabel's scary tweets, but you had to give the girl credit for managing to stay under 140 characters every time.

~ Goldy Moldavsky

If somebody'd of come in and took a look, men watching a blank TV, a fifty-year old woman hollering and squealing at the back of their heads about discipline and order and recriminations, they'd of thought the whole bunch was crazy as loons.

~ Ken Kesey

Do you know why they call this place the Rookery? Elodin asked. I shook my head.Because it's where you go if you're a-ravin'. He smiled a wild smile. He laughed a terrible laugh.

~ Patrick Rothfuss

My father never was a famous guy, he was just a person which made a lot of mistakes. But the suicide wasn't the best path, the best choice it was a way which could be skipped by using something else, by doing something else.But the question is why did he do it?To make mad and crazy the daughter of his ladylove??

~ Deyth Banger

He narrowed his eyes at me, pushed out of the booth and stomped over to the cash desk where Ash had returned and was playing a game on his mobile

~ K.c. Dyer

You are crazy how?? Just delete everything around you, starting from friends, bus, objects and everything delete everything leave space and delete our planet what do you see?? Yourself, there and laughing like an crazy mental guy! - So I proved that you are crazy

~ Deyth Banger

Sometimes I get such paranoia that I refresh and wait and wait in the same page until I get answer???Why??I'm not a crazy,...

~ Deyth Banger

Writing is like talking to yourself, just in a way that makes it look like you're not crazy!

~ Mary Kate

You love someone. You don’t leave her to drown. And you don’t tell her she’s crazier than she already knows that she is!

~ Caitlín R. Kiernan

If you can't beat em. Become as crazy as a fuckin' loon and enjoy the ride.

~ Mark Tufo

I was much crazier than I had imagined. Or maybe it was a bad idea to read DSM-IV when you're not a trained professional. Or maybe the American Psychiatric Association had a crazy desire to label all life a mental disorder.

~ Jon Ronson

Very gently Jacques lowered her feet to the ground, retaining possession of her waist to help her trembling legs hold her up. Shea raised a hand to push back her rain-slick hair. He caught her fingers and raised her palm to his mouth. “You are the most beautiful sight I have ever seen.” She smiled, shook her head at him. “You’re crazy, you know that? This is one of the most magnificent lightning storms I’ve ever seen, and I didn’t even notice until now.” He grinned at her suggestively, rubbed the bridge of his nose. “Says something.” “Exactly,” she agreed. “You’re crazy, and I must be, too.

~ Christine Feehan

Try to look less conspicuous,” he instructed. A dog barked, rushed to the end of its lead, and bared its teeth. Gregori turned his head and hissed, exposing white fangs. The dog stopped its aggression instantly, yelped in alarm, and retreated whining. “What are you doing?” Savannah demanded, outraged. “Getting a feel for the place,” he said absently, his mind clearly on other matters, his senses tuned to the world around him. “Everyone is crazy here, Savannah. You are going to fit right in.” He ruffled her hair affectionately.

~ Christine Feehan

When you sit tranquilly, you set a great example to the people who rush around in panic and thus you show the crazy waves the beauty of being a calm lake!

~ Mehmet Murat Ildan

He is as good as anybody in this parish! He is very particular, too, about going to church-yes, he is!''I am afeard nobody ever saw him there. I never did, certainly.''The reason of that is,' she said eagerly, 'that he goes in privately by the old tower door, just when the service commences, and sits at the back of the gallery. He told me so.'This supreme instance of Troy's goodness fell upon Gabriel's ears like the thirteenth stroke of a crazy clock. It was not only received with utter incredulity as regarded itself, but threw doubt on all the assurances that had preceded it.

~ Thomas Hardy

She remembered something she overheard at a dinner party -- Everyone loses their mind at least once in this lifetime. Everyone.

~ Lawren Leo

The first time I was told that I had a brain injury, I immediately thought to myself, I'm not crazy.

~ Amy Rankin

[B]eing very smart must also make you just a little bit crazy.

~ Cassie Beasley

This supreme instance of Troy's goodness fell upon Gabriel's ears like the thirteenth stroke of a crazy clock.

~ Thomas Hardy

The difference between your crazy and my crazy is that you don't think you're crazy.

~ Steve Maraboli

Greetings, cybernuts! This is I.B. Nosey, your official unofficial reporter!

~ I.b. Nosey

All the little birdies had flown out of this man's tree.

~ Sue Grafton

No, he is not vicious, nor is he in the least demented. His mind is a wonder chamber, from which he can extract treasures that you and I would give years of our life to acquire.

~ Robert W. Chambers

I'm crazy, boy. I'm a madman. I could eat both of you for dinner and love every bite.

~ James Dashner

I can be a stupid girl inside of a crazy woman at times over you. If I weren’t, you should be worried! We all do stupid shit. I might as well be a fool for someone worth it.

~ Crystal Woods

The most important thing to remember about confronting an irrational person is that they are usually attributing an inaccurate meaning to a situation causing them to react irrationally.

~ Paul Colaianni

Even greater than my fear that l was crazy, was my lifelong dread that someone would find out.

~ Sarah E. Olson

Eh bien, then, you are crazy, or appear crazy or you think you are crazy, and possibly you may be crazy.

~ Agatha Christie

How are you doing, son?If you don't get started, I'll rip out your heart and have it for breakfast.- Michael to Solo

~ Gena Showalter

But when you say crazy, that describes very well what the general appearance may be to ordinary, everyday people.

~ Agatha Christie

I was told I have obsessive behavioral traits. I looked up everything to do with obsession after that.

~ Willow Madison

Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true.

~ Niels Bohr

She may be crazy but at least she isn't you.

~ Donna Lynn Hope