Crazy Quotes

Which college?''Hmm?''Which college do you go to?'Fletcher nodded. 'Yes.''I'm sorry?''Oh,' Fletcher said, and laughed.Valkyrie's parents looked at Fletcher in near bewilderment. Fletcher looked back at them in total bewilderment. Valkyrie shook her head.

~ Derek Landy

When you feel like you're crazy because you think differently than the people around you, God sends a confirmation that you've not lost it.

~ Assegid Habtewold

It's kind of spooky when you are caught talking to God everybody thinks you're nuts. They used to call you a prophet.

~ Paul Zindel

People may do crazy things for love, but they will also do amazing things for money.

~ M.f. Moonzajer

It never stops to amaze me how God sends the right people at the right stage of your life as a confirmation to let you know that you're not crazy.

~ Assegid Habtewold

I ate a lot of candy and engaged in light stalking: I prowled Blythe’s Instagram and Twitter, I read her reviews, considered photos of her baked goods and watched from a distance as she got on her soapbox – at one point bragging she was the only person she knew who used her real name and profession online. As my fascination mounted, and my self-loathing deepened, I reminded myself that there are worse things than rabid bloggers (cancer, for instance) and that people suffer greater degradations than becoming writers. But still, I wanted to respond.

~ Kathleen Hale

...and I know -I just know- you can remind me what it feels like to have someone look at me and love me with wanting me to be something else.

~ Amy Reed

If a 6 foot tall talking Badger comes to your door with a great deal on health insurance, be certain to ask if it includes in-patient psychiatric care.

~ David C. Holley

Some people never go crazy, what truly horrible lives they must live.

~ Charles Bukowski

Quit analyzing me. My crazy needs no definition.

~ K.f. Breene

Probably you should stay out of my head. It’s not a friendly place.

~ Kiersten White

He’s like an old clock the won’t tell time but won’t stop neither with the hands bend out of shape and the face bare of numbers and the alarm rusted silent, an old worthless clock that keeps ticking and cuckooing without meaning nothing.

~ Ken Kesey

Everyone here is insane. I am the insanest of the insane.

~ Kiersten White

A world between my fingers.

~ Andrew Smith

Cole gets up and then says, “Adam. Five texts. I can read them to you.” He pauses. “Unless they’re personal.” I roll my eyes. “Not that it’s any of your business, but I’m pretty sure he’s desperately in love with my sister.” Cole snorts. “He’s crazy.” “He’d have to be, right?

~ Kiersten White

When you are in love, you do all sorts of crazy, impossible things with and for the person you love.

~ M.f. Moonzajer

I have to trust that, or I’ll lose my mind. Well, lose it more.

~ Kiersten White

Crazy must run in your family,” he says.“You do know Fia!” I blurt, then bite my lip.

~ Kiersten White

It's no wonder I became a monster, too.

~ Andrew Smith

Be a crazy beloved to find your crazy lover.

~ M.f. Moonzajer

Ah,' thought the king sadly, shrugging his shoulders, I see clearly that if one has a crazy wife, one cannot avoid being a fool.'(Queen Fantasque)

~ Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Not a very pretty world, is it?Which one?

~ Andrew Smith

You’re crazy,” he hisses. “Too true.

~ Kiersten White

So this is how the merchant ship won’t follow us,” I mumbled, “They aren’t insane enough to join the party.

~ Katherine Mcintyre

I am going to build something big for you.

~ Andrew Smith

Day had gotten a little nervous during one session when the doctor asked God how he would handle someone hurting Day now and his lover responded by jerking one side of his leather coat open and pulling his long blade from its sheathe. “Easy, I’d cut their fucking arm off and beat the shit out of them with it,” he’d said. But Day quickly started laughing and told the concerned doctor that his partner was just playing. After popping God hard in his stomach, God agreed and said he was indeed joking. When the doctor went back to writing on her legal pad, God mouthed to him, “No I’m not.

~ A.e. Via

There really is no sense in pretending to be normal. Just be you because the moment you do, weirder things happen. Crazy comes back into fashion and every woman has to go out and find her some.

~ Shannon L. Alder

Life is crazy, unexpected, and endlessly beautiful.

~ Daniel Wallock

Once I had her clean, I wrapped her in a towel and carried her back to the bed. A small red bloodstain was on the sheets, and again the possessive monster inside me threw back his head and roared his pleasure. I stood there holding her and letting the proof I was the only man to be inside her wash over me.Blythe turned her head, and I felt her stiffen in my arms. “Oh, I can clean that up,” she said, starting to wiggle.I pulled her tighter to my chest. “No. I’m going to dry you off and hold you some more. I like seeing that blood. I did that,” The pleasure in my voice made Blythe smile.

~ Abbi Glines

We all act crazy when we fall in love, stupid when we miss them, and insane when we lose them.

~ M.f. Moonzajer

Once everyone thought you were crazy, they ignored you even when you told the truth.

~ Thomm Quackenbush

Dreams are often most profound when they seem the most crazy.

~ Sigmund Freud

A career in the arts can make anyone crazy.

~ Christopher Bram

I was now privy to how a calm, average , peace-loving individual can suddenly get infected with a special kind of crazy. Higher reasoning is replaced with killer animal instincts.

~ Dan Skinner

This was exhausting. If she was going to make this kind of emotional investment in someone, he should at least be a proper boyfriend. But for a casual fling? She could drive herself crazy.

~ Lauren Weisberger

Crazy was better than in love. You could walk away from crazy without regrets.

~ Starr Ambrose

You must be crazy, after all, if a bird loves you.

~ Andrew Smith

You aren’t crazy,’ he says. ‘What?’ ‘I’ve known you all your life, and you’ve always tried to hide the parts of yourself that you think are wrong. But nothing is wrong with you.’ Those may be the best words he’s ever said to me.

~ Lauren Destefano

I'd always thought that in another world, in another time, if he hadn't been so crazy abusive, Tristan and I could have been a beautiful thing. Our connection could have been the work of art that every other relationship fell short against. I could feel it now in the way he held my hand. I could feel it in the way my heart stirred when I heard his voice.

~ A. Violet End

I've said that he and I had been crazyfor each other. But maybe my ex and I were notcrazy for each other. Maybe wewere sane for each other, as if our desirewas almost not even personal -it was personal, but that hardly mattered, since thereseemed to be no other womanor man in the world.

~ Sharon Olds