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To be a hero is to become a paradox. The very act of wanting to be a hero implies that you wish danger upon others, for one cannot be a hero with needing someone to save.

~ Brandon Varnell

Brandon Varnell Dark Realistic

To be a hero is to become a paradox. The very act of wanting to be a hero implies that you wish danger upon others, for one cannot be a hero without needing someone to save.

~ Brandon Varnell

Brandon Varnell Dark Realistic

When you love people, you want what's best for them, and sometimes what's best for them isn't you.

~ J.m. Darhower

J.m. Darhower Dark

What's a Dullahan?''He's a headless horseman, in the service of the banshee.''Headless?''Yes.''Seriously?''Yes.''So he has no head?''That's usually what headless means.''No head at all?''You're really getting hung up on this headless thing, aren't you?''It's just kind of silly, even for us.''Yet you spend your days with a living skeleton.''But at least he has a head.''True.''He even has a spare.

~ Derek Landy

Derek Landy Dark Funny Halloween Hilarious Humor Humour

Sometimes I hate him. When he does the dishes, he shakes off each one before setting it in the drying rack. Water flies everywhere. A couple of drops always hit me in the face. I have to leave the room to avoid smashing a plate against his head.

~ Tarryn Fisher

Tarryn Fisher Captive Dark Frustration Humor Stockholm Syndrome

Skul-man!' he exclaimed as he rushed forward to shake his hand. 'Last I heard you were trapped on a dead world overrun by evil trans-dimensional superfiends!' Skulduggery nodded. 'Just got back.

~ Derek Landy

Derek Landy Clever Dark Funny Hilarious Humor Humour Witty

People used to make money, but somewhere along the way, it started making us.

~ Trevor D. Richardson

Trevor D. Richardson Cash Corporations Dark Economics Economy Free Market Greed Income Life Money Occupy People Philosophy Poor Rich

I look at youAcross those fires and the dark.

~ Weldon Kees

Weldon Kees Dark Fire Look Love

I need to punish her.You need her. Just her. Nothing else.Ignoring my mind’s voice, I look at my prey. She’s the reason I am the way I am.It’s all her fault.And she’s going to pay.

~ Belle Aurora

Belle Aurora Adult Bdsm Dark Erotic Romance

Blood is everywhere..Vultures take shelter beneath the tanks,for the fumed sky is unsafe for their avian flight to prey on the Palestinian flesh.

~ Munia Khan

Munia Khan Avian Beneath Blood Dark Flesh Flesh And Bones Flesh Blood Flight Fume Palestine Palestinian Israeli Conflict Palestinians Safety Sky Tanks Unsafe Vultures War

Die in my nightmares, I will live in yours.

~ Aniket More

Aniket More Dark Macabre Nightmares

I mean, if you think about doing things to people like that, if you think about it too much, it gets all up in you and you can't control it after a while. Then they really got you.

~ Walter Dean Myers

Walter Dean Myers Dark

Calm, gentle, passionless as he appeared, there was yet, we fear, a quiet depth of malice, hitherto latent, but active now, in this unfortunate old man, which led him to imagine a more intimate revenge than any mortal had ever wreaked upon an enemy.

~ Nathaniel Hawthorne

Nathaniel Hawthorne Dark Deep Revenge Vengeance

Without pride, man becomes a parasite – and there are already too many parasites.

~ Carla H. Krueger

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Shame comes in different doses.

~ Carla H. Krueger

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love is a drop of bloodin apool of tears

~ Patrick B. Vince

Patrick B. Vince Dark Drama Twisted

It’s late and most of the clerks are at home in their beds, dreaming of swimming in pools filled with real money.

~ Carla H. Krueger

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Isn't it funny. I'm enjoying my hatred so much more than I ever enjoyed love. Love is tempermental. Tiring. It makes demands. Love uses you. Changes its mind..... But hatred, now. That's something you can use. Sculpt. Wield. It's hard or soft, however you need it. Love humiliates you, but hatred cradels you. It's so soothing. I feel infinetly better now

~ Janet Fitch

Janet Fitch Dark

Don’t mock my suggestions, Ridley – one day in the near future, they might just save your life.” Maxwell D. Kalist.

~ Carla H. Krueger

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Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.

~ Carla H. Krueger

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Only men with intelligence, confidence and absolutely no empathy at all can progress upstairs.

~ Carla H. Krueger

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People have come, surpassed my soul and left.I have become hollow and the hollow space inside, hurts.

~ Aniket More

Aniket More Dark Deep Thoughts Macabre

Every time I so much as blink you get an erection.

~ Carla H. Krueger

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Deep blackness waits outside;a veiled inferno it attempts to hide.We see no more than dark clouds growing,but set inside, a fire is glowing.

~ Craig Froman

Craig Froman Dark Fire Inferno

To Kalist, Baumauer’s just a timber bridge in need of a good hot fire.

~ Carla H. Krueger

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I am not compatible with life.

~ Aniket More

Aniket More Dark Life Macabre

He’s in a side room alone with her and it’s far too fucking hot.

~ Carla H. Krueger

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You are a more powerful person than you might have ever imagined.” Maxwell D. Kalist.

~ Carla H. Krueger

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Are there not times, Ridley, when you yourself wish only to hear the best in people – and not to be dragged downwards into the underworld we all regularly inhabit?

~ Carla H. Krueger

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I’m warning you because you’re young and vulnerable. He’s a dirty, lying, conniving piece of shit and he’s dangerous.” Gottfried Baumauer.

~ Carla H. Krueger

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Maxwell D. Kalist is a receiving teller at a city bank, Orwell and Finch, where he runs an efficient department of twenty two clerks and twelve junior clerks. He carries a leather-bound vade mecum everywhere with him – a handbook of the most widely contravened banking rules. He works humourlessly (on the surface of it) in a private, perfectly square office on the third floor of a restored grain exchange midway along the Eastern flank of Květniv’s busy, modern central plaza. Behind his oblong slate desk and black leather swivel chair is an intimidating, three-storey wall made almost entirely of bevelled, glare-reducing grey glass in art-deco style; one hundred and thirty six rectangles of gleam stacked together in a dangerously heavy collage.

~ Carla H. Krueger

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Each day of the week, Kalist indulges himself in a different, secret ritual. On Mondays, he wears cologne. On Tuesdays, he eats meat for lunch. On Wednesdays, he places a bet after work. On Thursdays, he smokes one cigarette (but claims he’s not a smoker). On Fridays, he treats himself to his favourite pastime: horse practice – he grew up with horses and likes to try and emulate their distinctive whinnies, snorts, neighs, snuffles, sighs, grunts, fluttering nostrils, the occasional aggressive outburst and the especially beautiful nicker of a mare to her foal. And, on Saturdays, lest we forget, Maxwell D. Kalist drinks wine from a chalice.

~ Carla H. Krueger

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Doubt is a disease that infects the mind creating a mistrust of peoples motives and ones own perceptions. Doubt has the ability to call into questions everything you ever believed about someone and reinforce the darkest suspicions of our inner circle.

~ Emily Thorne

Emily Thorne Dark Disease Doubt Mistrust Perceptions Revenge Revenge Tv Series Suspicions

I think to myself: I don't want to survive this oneI want to burn up in the wreckage

~ Henry Rollins

Henry Rollins Dark Deep Psychological Twisted War

She lit my soul and inhaled deeplyFlicking my ashes occasionally.

~ Henry Rollins

Henry Rollins Dark Deep Twisted Twisted Mind

Freedom was the price of privacy.

~ Susanna Kaysen

Susanna Kaysen Dark Humor Inspirational

Silly. Dark isn’t scary. Dark is safe.”“Why?” “I live in the dark all the time. But when it’s dark outside everyone has to be there, too. And if you can’t see someone, they can’t see you, either.” She sniffles a few times. “So, it’s like I’m hiding in the dark?”“Yes. You’re the secret when it’s dark. Dark is safe.

~ Kiersten White

Kiersten White Annie Dark Fia

I want to make sure I remember what real ugly is. I might want to tell my grandchildren someday.

~ Stephen King

Stephen King Dark Humor

Shadows fell on them like predators as the light went out.

~ China Miéville

China Miéville Dark Dread Fear Of The Dark Suspense Time Time Passing

I'm as lucky as a bed of oysters on cioppino night.

~ Nenia Campbell

Nenia Campbell Bad Luck Dark Dark Humor Fortune Humor Irony Luck Lucky Lucky People Misfortune Sarcasm
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