Dating Quotes

It is hard to feel safe and comfortable when the only measures for what is safe and comfortable are normative ideas you don't abide by.

~ Samhita Mukhopadhyay

When you love someone's everything with your everything then you truly are in love.

~ Stephen Richards

This is one rule about mixing boys and girls: that a date always comes first.

~ Elizabeth Berg

Basch: So why don't you ask her out?The Runt: I'm scared she wouldn't like me and say no.-So what? What have you got to lose?-The possibility -if she says no- that she might have said yes. Whatever I do, I don't want to lose that possibility.

~ Samuel Shem

I’d rather straighten my pubes with a flat iron than go on another blind date.

~ Stephanie Mcafee

The world always said to just be yourself, but it turned out when Evelyn was herself, no guys were at all interested, so she was left with games of make-believe, expressing enthusiasm for whatever the men wanted to do, be it rock climbing or going to a cheese-beer pairing or a Knicks game.

~ Stephanie Clifford

When I was younger I was attracted to gay guys and they were attracted to me. I don't exactly know why...But it turned out the gay guys were the ones holding all the cards, both physically and emotionally, and I've certainly paid the price for making that mistake. And so have all of the guys I've dated since.

~ Hilary Winston

Don't talk. Kill it.That might be the sweetest thing a woman's ever said to me on a first date.

~ Richard Kadrey

Dating is no charge prostitution.

~ M.f. Moonzajer

Elizabeth: Maybe he'll surprise you.Meghann: Birdie, they all surprise me. Last week, I hugged my date at the door and felt a bra strap.

~ Kristin Hannah

And the third is from him: Second date?I immediately text him back: Hell yeah!Then I collapse on my bed and enjoy that butterflies in the stomach feeling. I've felt the butterflies before from time to time, but this is the first time I haven't sort of wanted to attack them with a flyswatter.

~ Adam Selzer

...And so we go and I meet his parents. And it's a very strange thing meeting your girlfriend's boyfriend's parents for the first time. Part of you is angry for obvious reasons and part of you still wants to make a good impression. On a side note, they seemed in perfect health.

~ Mike Birbiglia

Anybody who predicts the death of cities has already met his spouse.

~ Clay Shirky

Charity groped for the phone, coming up with it at last and croaking hello in a voice that sounded exactly like a bullfrog's mating call. Which made a kind of twisted sense -- last night she'd been hunting for a mate as well.

~ Elizabeth Jane Howard

When you're on a Ferris wheel all anyone ever talks about is being on the Ferris wheel and the view from the Ferris wheel and whether the Ferris wheel is scary and how many more times it will go around. Dating is like that. Nobody who's doing it ever talks about anything else. I have no interest in dating.

~ John Green

When I date, I date a lot. I give most people a chance but let very few into my heart. Think of it like trying on clothes before you buy them. It takes out the guesswork. Why commit before you’re ready? And ideally you end up having to make fewer returns. Of course there are those awkward moments when you’re standing in unfamiliar light in front of a questionably shaped mirror squinting at your torso and thinking to yourself “Do I have a bra somewhere that’ll make this thing work? Could I get one?

~ Page Turner

You’ll never get a new ending if you keep starting with the same tired beginning.

~ Lisa Daily

Theo and Sugar dated, just like normal people only slower.He bought her heart-shaped boxes of candy and living plants for her rooftop and sent her cards, one every day by U.S. mail, each with a handwritten message.'Can't wait to see you tonight,' the first one said.'I love your laugh,' read the second.'Sorry for spilling ketchup on your dress,' came the third.She made him pork chops with honey mustard sauce and her favorite date-and-honey nut loaf and a fetching gingham jacket for Princess, who ate it the moment they turned their back on him.

~ Sarah-Kate Lynch

As they call last orders, he’ll walk over to a girl he’s no doubt slept with before, pour half his pint over his own head and the remainder over hers, and with a twinkle in his eye say, “Looks like you’ve pulled again, doesn’t it?

~ Karl Wiggins

In my card catalogue, the Dewey Decimal System had placed him firmly under Ancient History.

~ S.e. Harmon

I'm attracted to difficulty, I think. I'm attracted to guys who have truckloads of baggage. With them, it will never, ever be simple. And then they do or say one little magical thing and they own me.

~ Kara Lee Corthron

The biggest turn off for a girl as far as I am aware apart from all logistic issues, is a guy without any mission in his life.

~ Hemant Pandey

World gives everything to those who don’t need it. (Matthew Effect). More you have it, more they give it to you

~ Hemant Pandey

Confidence is indeed sexy, sexier than those six packs or six figures.

~ Hemant Pandey

If you are not appetisers, main course and dessert, you are dating the wrong diner...

~ Virginia Alison

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Dating and hiring have a lot in common.

~ Scott Wintrip

What I didn't need was some hot-and-cold long-distance flake wasting my time. It hurt my feelings and made me feel like something was wrong with me.

~ Mindy Kaling

This story didn't end in fireworks, because the truth is, fireworks are something from my twenties. I could have made fireworks, but I chose to make a nuanced memory of a person who is neither a hero nor a villain in my life.

~ Mindy Kaling

Do you have one where you’re riding a horse or a camel? Or sitting on a rocket ship? Those are always wildly popular with men looking for sex.—SINGLE-MINDED

~ Lisa Daily

She doesn’t shake hands.” Saul smiled at the reverend and shrugged. She had other odd behaviors. Saul never viewed her idiosyncrasies as a problem. Rather, he enjoyed her ongoing revelations. She was a piñata of surprises every time they went out. –Michael Benzehabe, from the novel Unassimilated

~ Michael Benzehabe

A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone.

~ Larry David

Don't you think it's weird how dating profiles emphasize listings of your favorite TV shows, movies, and books? It's as if you are supposed to define yourself by how you distract yourself. It's like impersonating a person--this is what I do instead of engaging with other people.

~ Maggie Wells

He says they're not his type, but I don't really get the concept of having a type. My type is girls. All of them. Why would I limit my dating pool?

~ Nicola Yoon

Healthy relationships, even those that eventually end with breakups, aren’t a mistake. They’re a chance to grow and learn, about who you are, who you want to be, what kind of relationships are worth your time and energy. I hate this assumption that when people end a romantic relationship they leave a piece of their heart behind, they shatter and will be unable to offer their next partner their whole, pure self. People aren’t puzzles or vases. People have an endless capacity both to learn and to love. People also aren’t property. They do not become less valuable or tarnished by use.

~ Mandy Nachampassack-Maloney

The way you’re smiling a little makes me think maybe you wouldn’t mind an older man.

~ Jessica Hawkins

Dating becomes a cutthroat game of musical chairs with everyone scrambling for available partners to avoid standing alone at 30 when the music stops.

~ Robyn Louis

It wasn't like there was a dating and mating website for bear shifters. If there had been, its mascot would have been that yellow Care Bear with the heart on its stomach.

~ Lila Felix

I felt very happy. To think that I didn't have to torture myself sitting in a smoke-filled room with a painted party smile, watching my date get drunk

~ Sylvia Plath

Join the Revolution! Be your own Brand of Sexy!

~ Susan L. Edelman