Guys Quotes

...You won't even see what is put right on the table before you. Men. If it was raining soup you'd be out there with a fork.

~ Robin Hobb

Women who say that they have met the most amazing guy in the world are only saying that because they haven’t lived with them yet.

~ Heather Chapple

I do not know anything about ‘all the good guys are taken’ but I certainly know none of the beautiful girls are virgin.

~ M.f. Moonzajer

It seems the guys who are best at sex approach it with the serenity of a Buddhist monk. They are never going to beg for it and when the time is right (and all signs point to yes), then they take charge masterfully and completely.

~ Roberto Hogue

Ladies and gentlemen, when you paint your lips, eyes, nails, hair, side-beards, or whatever, to look beautiful or handsome, don't forget your up stairs, if you don't go up there to put things in order, then, consider the former attributes null and void.

~ Michael Bassey Johnson

Some guys like to undermine a girl's self-esteem with little verbal jabs. Eventually it all adds up. One bee sting doesn't hurt a horse, but enough bee stings can kill a horse.

~ Oliver Gaspirtz

Look. I don't expect you to spill your guts to me. Your business is your business. Dress how you want to dress. Let people wonder. Fuck 'em.I smile.Solo raised a finger. But you've got to stop looking for a fight every time someone makes a comment. High school sucks for everyone.I feel my smile fade, and I sit back in the chair. It kind of feels like you're defending those guys.Solo shrugs. There will always be guys like Jim Vickers. But I'm not going to let them stop me from doing what I want. And neither should you.

~ Jeff Garvin

There's always that one guy who gets a hold on you.

~ Jess Rothenberg

I hate people in general, but you guys are cool with me.

~ Edward M. Wolfe

These intellectual guys don't like to have an intellectual conversation with you unless they're running the whole thing.

~ J.d. Salinger

Facebook is that successful guy you’re supposed to want to date, but you can’t keep your mind off the beautiful freak in the corner. Twitter is my freak.

~ Jennifer Harrison

Lesson learned: Don’t ever put a guy up on a pedestal. It’s too easy for him to tip over and fall off.

~ Kate Madison

If a guy likes you, he will not just fight for you. He will also fight the rest of the guys who were hoping to take his place.

~ Franzie Gubatina

Wise people make trails and paths, clever walk on them - stupid people can't decide.

~ Deyth Banger

Girls with their legs crossed, girls with their legs not crossed, girls with terrific legs, girls with lousy legs, girls that looked like swell girls, girls that looked like they'd be bitches if you knew them... You figured most of them would probably marry dopey guys. Guys that always talk about how many miles they get to a gallon in their goddam cars. Guys that get sore and childish as hell if you beat them at golf, or even just some stupid game like ping-pong. Guys that are very mean. Guys that never read books. Guys that are very boring.

~ J.d. Salinger

Guys who fuck a lot of women are happy motherfuckers but, girls who fuck a lot of guys are miserable.

~ Patrice O’neal

Just because someone is a girl doesn't mean she can't be tough and practical and have adventures. That's the way most girls are-until they get around guys. Then guys make them act all stupid.

~ Candace Bushnell

But no guy was worth being a girl guys cheated with.

~ Leighann Kopans

Why just order a pizza, when you can get a restraining order for the delivery guys, make them come to you, sue them, and get all the profit?

~ Will Advise

And I wanted Jordan, because if he wanted me back it would mean I wasn't ordinary. A guy like him wouldn't settle for that.

~ Vikki Wakefield

Older guys have too much emotional baggage. They’ve already lived their lives.

~ Edmund White

Most people which died poor or rich or other types of people knew something they written it and in the near future when they revive they will somehow reach to this knowledge and will start looking from this view...

~ Deyth Banger

You are ass and I like class. I like diamonds, you are a glass. You brown mouse, I like black cats. You boy pussy but i like tom cats. Just because you got the dance, don't think you stand a fucking chance.

~ Salman Rushdie

Sometimes I wish I was a guy. Life’s so much easier for them.

~ Cath Crowley

Movies portray men as tough guys.

~ Geoffrey Canada

I'm a big romantic, so I love guys who are romantic too.

~ Ashley Tisdale