Humour Quotes

And yet their reward appear not, and their labor had no fruit: for I have gone here and there through the heathen, and I see that they flow in wealth, and think not upon thy commandments.

~ Compton Gage

Weigh thou therefore their wickedness now in the balance, and theirs also that dwell the world; and so shall thy name no where be found anymore.

~ Compton Gage

When was it that they who dwell upon the earth have not sinned in thy sight? or what people have so kept thy commandments? Thou shall find that you all by name had kept thy precepts, but not the heathen.

~ Compton Gage

Thy heart had gone too far in this world, and think thou to comprehend the way of the most High?

~ Compton Gage

When would he learn that women never stayed where you put them?

~ Maya Banks

She was an idiot. An adorable, gorgeous, feisty, funny, sweet, sexy idiot.

~ Sarah Mayberry

If I looked like him,” Tara said. “I’d want to have sex with myself. All the time.

~ Jill Shalvis

Our relationship wasn't the sun, the moon, the stars, but it wasn't bullshit, either.

~ Junot Díaz

No bikinis on a first date.” He nods. “I’m sure that’s a rule. Or should be. For my sisters anyway.

~ Huntley Fitzpatrick

I guess I like things that take time and attention. More worthwhile that way.

~ Huntley Fitzpatrick

What in the blue star-blazes did you see in Jason? he asked, still forcefully but with his frustration and jealousy under better control.For one thing, Djetth, he wasn't trying to kill me!

~ Rowena Cherry

While she could hardly fathom what had just happened to her that night, she reached some conclusions before she fell asleep, certain things now made perfect sense; Moon River didn’t sound so syrupy, mistletoe wasn’t such a bad idea, and perhaps dating was not such a frivolous waste of time after all.

~ E.a. Bucchianeri

This is Sailor Supergirl,” George says. “She knows all about black holes.

~ Huntley Fitzpatrick

Right. Because if you have trouble putting ketchup and mustard on a hot dog, you should totally move on to saving lives.

~ Huntley Fitzpatrick

When I turn back to Jase, he’s again beaming at me. “You’re nice.” He sounds pleased, as if he hadn’t expected this aspect of my personality.

~ Huntley Fitzpatrick

When they’re together, the world could fall apart around them and they’d never notice or care as long as they have each other.

~ Simone Elkeles

Jase props himself up on an elbow, looking at me for a minute without saying anything. His face gets an unreadable expression, and I wish I could take back walking over.Then he observes, “I’m guessing that’s a uniform.”Crap. I’d forgotten I was still wearing it.

~ Huntley Fitzpatrick

You realise you’re going to owe me dinner after this, right?”“How does McDonald’s sound?”“Inadequate.

~ Sarah Mayberry

If you neglected to warn Djetth beforehand that you were going to shoot him down, Your Highness, he may consider you in breach of contract...

~ Rowena Cherry

She has to agree to have me. It could take some time, but I’m confident I can trick her into it.

~ Robyn Carr

Sophie, honey, stop looking at me like that,” Garrett said gruffly. “You’ll have me convinced I’m going to die.”“You’re not?

~ Maya Banks

If I let you go are you going to hit me again?”“What do you think?”“Then I’m not going to let you go.

~ Sarah Mayberry

Sarah, honey, I hardly think kidnappers are going to take the time to buy a memento of their stay. I could be wrong, but it seems rather unlikely.

~ Christine Feehan

He needed to gather her up, hold on to her, anything to help her stop trembling. Something was going to shake loose if she didn’t.

~ Tara Janzen

I'm in love with youFinally, the girl looks at me. What?I don't know. I gesture to the house, the yard, the dirt surrounding us. I'm not sure what suggested romance. Maybe it was the screaming match or the way my girlfriend kicked my ass to the ground, but I love you.Her mouth gapes. I...I...I don't want you to say it back now. One of us should have some class.

~ Katie Mcgarry

Hey,” Shayne said through the door. “You going to stay in there all night, because we’re getting tired of trying to eavesdrop from out here. Can’t hear a damn thing.

~ Jill Shalvis

Put me down, I’m too heavy.”“You’re small enough to fit in my pocket.

~ Sarah Mayberry

She didn’t sound overjoyed. She didn’t sound even slightly joyed.

~ Sarah Mayberry

If you ever need to confirm that a girl is worth coming back from Hell for, show her your monster arm and see what she says.

~ Richard Kadrey

He’d done it like he did everything else—with passion and total disregard for how much it might embarrass her.

~ Kaylea Cross

He should probably make love to her.

~ Tara Janzen

Jake became excruciatingly aware of her, there, right behind him. The small grunts and groans as she placed each foot carefully on the slick ground reverberated in his gut. He wanted to turn around and tell her to shut the hell up.She sounded as though she was having sex.Good sex.

~ Cherry Adair

The man in 4B wondered if he could have your autograph. He told me his daughter is a huge fan.”

~ Tara Janzen

He couldn’t just come right out with it, could he? No, that would scare her off. He had to be subtle, build up to it. Explain himself. “I love you.” Of course, straight to the point was also an effective strategy.

~ Sarah Mayberry

John Brooke is acting dreadfully, and Meg likes it!

~ Louisa May Alcott

I said alone!”He nodded in agreement. “Aye, you usually say that, and I still stay. It’s our way.

~ Kresley Cole

We’re adults. I might be a little more of an adult if you’re counting years but I bet I have a lower IQ, so that puts us pretty much even.

~ Robyn Carr

It was like being leaned on by a very heavy, warm brick. A sexy brick.

~ Patricia Briggs

Three Denises wobbled in front of her, all of them watching her with fond concern. “You’re a sweetie. I appreciate you cheering me on from the sidelines. But I think I need to go to the bathroom now and throw up.

~ Sarah Mayberry

I want you to know, chickens aren’t sexy. Not to me.”This was met with silence.“Are you there?” She was slurring her words now, which was embarrassing, so she took a deep breath. “Cam? Can you hear me?”“Yes, chickens aren’t sexy. Uh…I don’t think they’re meant to be.

~ Jill Shalvis