The preacher released a pent-up breath as he sagged in relief. “Thank God he's gone.” His eyes narrowed at Alexander as he bit out, “Did you know that man had the nerve to lasso me while I was out in the woods?
~ Rose Wynters
Many things have been compared to a brick, mainly as a tribute to their intellect or to their aerodynamic characteristics.
~ Sorin Suciu
Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog.
~ Jim Benton
If a 6 foot tall talking Badger comes to your door with a great deal on health insurance, be certain to ask if it includes in-patient psychiatric care.
~ David C. Holley
Bleeding for a decadeFor a decade,We bleed like there is no hell but the earthWe bleed like we were born to dare We bleed like there is nothing alive inside.We find a clueAfter a decadeBleeding is just to breathSimply keeps us alive.
~ Arzum Uzun
End of the SummerIt was end of the summerAnd my heart was brokenbut i was smiling, laughing, making jokesLike there was nothing bleeding insideAs always.
I'm fascinated by idiots... Here's looking at you, kid!
~ Fakeer Ishavardas
Why do we have to humiliate someone to crack a joke??? Do what u would like people to do with u..
~ Honeya
Life would be perfect if monster would stop farting.
~ David Chuka
I have five boys in the family, and it's constant competition, sport, humor, and practical jokes.
~ Mitt Romney
I make jokes because humor is the greatest healing factor that there is.
~ Dick Dale
Most jokes state a bitter truth.
~ Larry Gelbart
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
~ Mitch Hedberg
In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.
~ Frank Dane
