Men Quotes

Men are as faithful as their options.

~ Chris Rock

Some men break your heart in two,Some men fawn and flatter,Some men never look at you;And that cleans up the matter.

~ Dorothy Parker

He leaned forward and opened his door, politely standing aside to let me by before following me in. There are some advantages to dating a guy from another era, I thought. Though I am a big believer in gender equality, chivalry scores high in my book.

~ Amy Plum

Men suck, even imaginary ones

~ James Patterson

I began to see why woman-haters could make such fools of women. Woman-haters were like gods: invulnerable and chock full of power. They descended, and then they disappeared. You could never catch one.

~ Sylvia Plath

Evil turned out not to be a grand thing. Not sneering Emperors with their world-conquering designs. Not cackling demons plotting in the darkness beyond the world. It was small men with their small acts and their small reasons. It was selfishness and carelessness and waste. It was bad luck, incompetence, and stupidity. It was violence divorced from conscience or consequence. It was high ideals, even, and low methods.

~ Joe Abercrombie

Men are driven by two principal impulses, either by love or by fear.

~ Niccolò Machiavelli

Men are always ready to respect anything that bores them.

~ Marilyn Monroe

Don't let two men fall in love with you, girls. It's not the sort of thing that ends well.-Uncle Charles

~ Ally Carter

I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just by very different means.

~ Darynda Jones

Briar: So I guess I was the last to know. Rosethorn: Of course you are. You're a man, aren't you?

~ Tamora Pierce

Nothing great will ever be achieved without great men, and men are great only if they are determined to be so.

~ Charles De Gaulle

Listen, there is no way any true man is going to let children live around him in his home and not discipline and teach, fight and mold them until they know all he knows. His goal is to make them better than he is. Being their friend is a distant second to this.

~ Victor Devlin

For if there is one thing I have learned over the years about men, it is that feelings of powerlessness do not usually bring forth their finest qualities.

~ Elizabeth Gilbert

Try to avoid getting involved with somebody who's gonna need killing before it's over. It may seem to you that that narrows the field somewhat, but be diligent.

~ Jill Conner Browne

Ah men,why do you want all this attention?I can write poems for myself, make love to a doorknob if absolutelynecessary. What do you have to offer meI can't find otherwiseexcept humiliation? Which I no longerneed.

~ Margaret Atwood

Men don’t often know those times when a girl could be had for nothing.

~ F. Scott Fitzgerald

Of the Seven Dwarfs, the only one who shaved was Dopey. That should tell us something about the wisdom of shaving.

~ Tom Robbins

I wouldn't want to assume that all men are like you. If I did, I know I would give them up entirely

~ Patricia Cornwell

Believe me, for certain men at least, not taking what one doesn't desire is the hardest thing in the world.

~ Albert Camus

Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.

~ James Thurber

If so many men, so many minds, certainly so many hearts, so many kinds of love.

~ Leo Tolstoy

Yes, he is a man, so genetically he's engineered to be dense about many things, but he's not stupid.

~ Katie Macalister

Is is difficult to be angry with a gentleman who pays you compliments, even impertinent compliments. Especially impertinent compliments.

~ Elizabeth Peters

A sixty - eight, he wants you to go down on him but he won't return the favor. It would be sixty-nine but he owes you one.

~ Lisa Kleypas

When Small men begin to cast big shadows, it means that the sun is about to set.

~ Lin Yutang

It was the short men that caused all the trouble in the world.

~ Ian Fleming

He's definitely one of those men you love before you get to know.

~ Sarah Strohmeyer

I realize that they giggle and I actually laugh, that they show their cleavage and I have none to show, but just so you know, I am also a girl. I'm one of the three wise MEN. And it's gay to think that James Bond is hot.

~ John Green

There are some men who are consoled by the idea that there are women less attractive than their wives, and others who are haunted by the knowledge that there are more attractive.

~ John Fowles

Men. If you give them half a chance, they'll fuck you over just to prove they can.

~ Dennis Lehane

Nothing is more appealing than a handsome man who is also uncertain of himself.

~ Laurell K. Hamilton

There comes a time in a man's life when he hears the call of the sea. If the man has a brain in his head, he will hang up the phone immediately.

~ Dave Barry

I do forget sometimes how much it means for certain men—for certain people—to be able to provide their loved ones with material comforts and protection at all times. I forget how dangerously reduced some men can feel when that basic ability has been stripped from them. I forget how much that matters to men, what it represents.

~ Elizabeth Gilbert

Men are always complaining about how difficult it is to understand women but I think it is the other way round. Men clan up and do not express what they feel. Then they suddenly stop all communication with you and vanish. All you can do is wait. I wish men came with instruction manual.

~ Preeti Shenoy

We assured Phelan that we were more than happy to let him have you and your menagerie,” Leo retorted.“After that, he said he needed to think.”“About what?” Beatrix demanded. “What is there to think about? Why is it taking him so long to make a decision?”“He’s a man, dear,” Amelia explained kindly. “Sustained thinking is very difficult for them.

~ Lisa Kleypas

The best laid schemes o' Mice an' Men, Gang aft agley.An' lea'e us nought but grief an' pain, For promis'

~ Robert Burns

If there exists in this universe anything more infuriating and crazy-making than a man, I don't know what it is, thank you, and I don't want to know.

~ Jill Conner Browne

Never worry for fear you have broken a man's heart, at the worst it is only sprained and a week's rest will put it in perfect working condition again.

~ Helen Rowland

Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.

~ Chuck Norris