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“ Wisdom of the Ages The Marshawn US Army's new main battle tank. Runs over enemies instead of shooting them. Biggest expense: maintaining the dreadlocks hanging off the turret. ”

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Wisdom of the Ages: Brian Williams Week Now that NBC is giving him a sixth month leave I wonder if he will be Killing Time-In Saudi Arabia!

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Wisdom of the Ages: Brian Williams This guy gets around more than Brian Wilson and the Beach Boys, but this time, I think he's gone too far. Unfortunately, I can't put a cover of my book My Year in Oman with Mr. Williams' picture on the cover.

~ Matthew Heines

Wisdom of the Ages: Look out Below! Air Asia's catchy new advertising slogan.

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Wisdom of the Ages: Forgiveness Steroids for the Soul.

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