Homophobia is the ignorant and arrogant assumption that copulation and reproduction is all there is to a relationship.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A salary is, to a man's employer, what his wife's vagina is to his wife: a tool used to (1) reward; and (2) control him.
Looking at what 'foreplay' is, 'sexual intercourse' is a game.
A civilized woman's demands: A man who will (1) make her come … sometimes, but (2) pay the bills … at all times.
As common as unplanned sex. As uncommon as a planned child.
With regards to getting laid and getting AIDS: Being interesting can be an interesting guy’s downfall.
The most unfair thing about sex is that men are almost always guaranteed an orgasm.
Huge biceps are an unattractive-uneducated-underpaid man's last attempt to be seen as worthy of dating, or, sleeping with.
*Forever* is an illusion that human beings promise each other when they are horny, or, trying to appear holy.
Compared with lesbians, gays seem to be more unapologetic about their sexual orientation. The former must not have balls.
Whilst lovers: to control her man, a woman uses (the man’s access to) her vagina. When ex-lovers: she uses (the man's access to) their kids.
It is rude to tweet while having sex. However, it is not rude to have sex while tweeting.
Morals are nothing but a civilized society’s attempt to tame some beast called man.
To see a man’s true colours, tell him that you don’t plan on having sex with him. To see a woman’s true colours, tell her that you don’t plan on marrying her.
98% of the things said by a drunk man are true, 98% of those said by a horny man aren’t.
When we see a good-looking woman with a not-so-good-looking man, we assume that the man must have a good bank balance. When we see a good-looking man with a not-so-good-looking woman, we assume that she must be good in bed.
An educated woman is seen as a human being with a vagina. An uneducated woman is seen as a vagina with a human being.
A hundred years ago, an average teenager knew countless authors, and, a sex position or two. Today, an average teenager knows countless sex positions, and, an author or two.
Some women sleep their way to the top. Most men sleep their way to the bottom.
For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world.
To a man who was required to marry before he was allowed to have sex with his lover, marriage is a ‘righteous’ form of prostitution.
88% of women love making their first love making incident with a man seem like an accident.
Some marry because they are in love. Others marry to have sex ... without the guilt.
Prostitutes are paid for taking their clothes off. Celebrities are paid for putting others' clothes on.
Some couples are married because they fell in love. Some are married because the woman fell pregnant.
Starving whilst schooled is like a man’s finding out that his wife is on her periods … a few seconds after he took Viagra.
The second orgasm has a biblical connotation.
The boring thing with 'No sex before marriage' is that kids will never get to attend their parents’ wedding.
It is childish to eat primarily or only to please your tongue.
For their holidays: the rich’s kids travel the world, the poor’s kids roam around their grandparents’ yard.
Grandchildren are their grandparents' toys.
For their holidays: the rich go see the world, the poor go see their parents.
As a subconscious attempt to add meaning or purpose to their life: The unemployed pray for a job, the retired pray for grandchildren.
When coming to making kids: Size doesn’t count, it’s sperm count that counts.
Dating a wo/man with a kid is the new adoption.
Most parents are not really ‘supportive’ because they want their kid(s) to succeed; they ‘support’ their kid(s) as an attempt to avoid appearing to have bred a failure, or, failures … in the eyes of their peers and/or neighbours.
Dating a wo/man with a child is adoption … without the paperwork.
To know what should be going on in a household: spend a few minutes with the wife, or, the husband. To know what’s really going on: spend a few minutes with their kid(s).
Men marry for the womb. Women marry for their tummy.
Being a 'good' parent is more about the parent, and, less about the 'supposedly-could-have-been-bad' child.
