Nenia Campbell Quotes

I'm sorry I missed the meeting and hurt your little feely-weels okay?

~ Nenia Campbell

Hello, Mrs. Tran...I have David's homework. And if you ever want to see it again, you'll pay me the two million dollars I asked for.

~ Nenia Campbell

You mean you don't want to come in and hold my hand while I piss?

~ Nenia Campbell

I'm pretty sure those're my balls you've found,” I said to the man searching my pants. “You gonna count 'em out now? Because I'll save you the trouble. There's two.

~ Nenia Campbell

We both want you dead. I'm bringing the friendship bracelets to the next meeting.

~ Nenia Campbell

You must be a blast on long car rides.”“Oh, I am. You haven't experienced fun until you try to fuck in the front seat of a Civic.

~ Nenia Campbell

You were a well-respected agent, Michael, a rags-to-riches fairytale ending. Until you became disgraced. Now it appears your own organization wishes to be rid of you. Why is this?”“My gun turned back into a pumpkin.

~ Nenia Campbell

What is your collective GPA for this year?”“Not as high as I'd like it to be.”Freud steepled his fingers in front of his mouth. “What about your parents?”“I don't know. They haven't been in school for a while.

~ Nenia Campbell

Life's a party. So smile and eat shit and pretend it's fucking caviar.

~ Nenia Campbell

The amount of sympathy you get from having an illness is paid out like a Ponzi scheme and psychiatric disorders are all the way at the bottom.

~ Nenia Campbell

We're so concerned with the idea of what we ought to be that we fail to take into account the things that make us who we really are.

~ Nenia Campbell

My book sales are way down today. Also, I've received two scathing reviews. One of them calls me “a purveyor of insipid wet-dreams.

~ Nenia Campbell

I hope you nail the basta

~ Nenia Campbell

He acted like a libertine of Europe with a genteel Southern propriety—and had all the morals of an emotionless psychopath. The two former masked the latter, like leaves covering a snare. You didn't notice the steel jaws until they were impaled in your flesh, and by then it was already far too late to run.

~ Nenia Campbell

Not all poison was bitter. Some of the deadliest poisons in the world tasted sweet, they were that much more dangerous because of it.

~ Nenia Campbell

Crazy people always think they're perfectly sane. It's what makes them so crazy, their entire delusion lies within the fact that they believe they aren't deluded.

~ Nenia Campbell

You may have bought my body, you may even have the papers to prove it, but don't fool yourself into thinking for a moment that my heart and mind were included in the purchase.

~ Nenia Campbell

What happened out there?”“I almost got quarking toasted by a dragon.”“A dragon,” he repeats, scandalized. “Are you mad? Or have you been skulking around the bars of Barbary XIII?

~ Nenia Campbell

If one has never known freedom, it is easy to be blind to the gridirons composing one's cell.

~ Nenia Campbell

Life doesn't come with an eraser. Experiences leave their mark, for better or for worse. Anyone who tells you otherwise has never been hurt.

~ Nenia Campbell

I'm more than a few neurons shy of a synapse right now, and it feels absolutely fan-fucking-tastic.

~ Nenia Campbell

She started life with a number, not a name. Class: S, No. 13295. She has them memorized by rote, though nobody ever calls her that. The Scientists feel foolish addressing her in long, bewildering strings of alphanumerics. They have told her so themselves. To save time, they simply call her “Snow.

~ Nenia Campbell

She said my glasses made me look like a butch jock's locker room bitch.

~ Nenia Campbell

Some people are born to fandom, others have fandom thrust upon them.

~ Nenia Campbell

That's life. Life is the ultimate game, and its rules were made to be broken

~ Nenia Campbell

There is no redemption in a cruel man's love.

~ Nenia Campbell