Pawan Mishra Quotes

Damn, the good words are all asterisked!”“The men only understand the asterisks. My worry is if they understand the rest!

~ Pawan Mishra

If a muscleman like Hukum can write a poem, everyone can.

~ Pawan Mishra

The only thing God is afraid of is a strong-willed human!

~ Pawan Mishra

Bandar had effortlessly converted Ratiram’s grit into the smoke rings that he blew triumphantly in the air.

~ Pawan Mishra

How many times can one have a heart attack within a week?

~ Pawan Mishra

A healthy body is a platform for flourishing a healthy mind.

~ Pawan Mishra

A lie for a good reason is better than a truth that destroys.

~ Pawan Mishra

Many storytellers with possibly more potential than Shakespeare, even though I have not read much of him, could not hit much fame because they treated their stories like their wives. Rather than limiting the emotion only to flirting with their stories, they married them, thus limiting their chances of experimenting.

~ Pawan Mishra

Good neighbors always spy on you to make sure you are doing well.

~ Pawan Mishra

People say there are thousands of options we have in life. I say we have only two: we can either be happy or be unhappy.

~ Pawan Mishra

The most ironic thing in the world is having no say when your name is determined for the first time (which is also for the last time for most), because newborns are not necessarily known for speaking their minds.

~ Pawan Mishra

Across the board at the office there was a belief, an unproved theorem, about Coinman’s blind faith in Ratiram; that if one thought Coinman could willingly sip a cup of Botulinum if Ratiram wished so, it still underestimated the reverence that dwelt in Coinman’s heart for Ratiram.

~ Pawan Mishra

Think about death being inevitable, and unpredictable, exempt from the law of averages. Everyone has a turn, and no one knows when.

~ Pawan Mishra

It was much easier to explain the veil than to answer questions about the wounds.

~ Pawan Mishra

In troubled times, one wishes for a sound sleep more than usual, but on the contrary, realizing its amplified importance, sleep smugly impedes all attempts to woo it.

~ Pawan Mishra

I feel like oversized trousers on sale, not even made of good material, that no one wants to buy. They just hang in there hoping that someone someday will compromise for its low cost.

~ Pawan Mishra

While a democratic process is morally desirable for arriving at a decision, it doesn’t necessarily produce the best outcomes.

~ Pawan Mishra

We are all born artists. The nature generally doesn’t discriminate among newborns with respect to art. Yet most of us try very hard as we grow, without knowing, to stop being artists.

~ Pawan Mishra

On the first floor, the first rule of a rumor was humor.

~ Pawan Mishra

He was one of those who are not born handsome, but develop charming features with age by continuously engaging their brains with intelligent thoughts.

~ Pawan Mishra

High productivity and a healthy environment are two unconditionally entwined buddies. Our process allows us to abort any attempts toward crucifying either of the two—because as soon as one of them dies, the other follows suit.

~ Pawan Mishra

Fricking son of a popcorn pimp!

~ Pawan Mishra

…golf was no longer the most interesting sport to the corporate czars because they found playing with natural balls much more satisfying.

~ Pawan Mishra

A good joke doesn’t necessarily need appreciation from others. One can freely laugh at one’s own deserving jokes.

~ Pawan Mishra

Many a times a huge problem gets solved with a trivial move.

~ Pawan Mishra

With the wolves around, your humbleness is your worst adversary.

~ Pawan Mishra

A goatee is to beards what diamonds are to ornaments.

~ Pawan Mishra

Many a time, you may not even have to speak, however difficult the situation; your goatee speaks for you.

~ Pawan Mishra

When the world around is ready to back one unconditionally, one can become as unreasonable, unfair, and coldly sadistic as one likes.

~ Pawan Mishra

A widespread meticulous consistency causes a bigger suspicion than the most obvious inconsistency does!

~ Pawan Mishra

Acceptance of the danger is of the essence for playing a quality sport.

~ Pawan Mishra

I swear by the self-assurance with which elderly men sitting in public tilt sideways to allow the gas to escape loudly.

~ Pawan Mishra

Ahh, love, why is it so easy to let you in, but so difficult to let you out? Why couldn’t you subsist only two-sided?

~ Pawan Mishra

The duel may go on for long, but the self-defense often wins over the self-reproach.

~ Pawan Mishra

Now that I am past picking the knife to stab one, the reward of stabbing a few more comes at an unfairly lower risk!

~ Pawan Mishra

It’s our version of a black hole. Just like amply compact mass can distort space and time to cause a black hole, a sufficiently dense breach of discipline in our office causes a black hole that sucks the offender away for eternity, never to spit back!

~ Pawan Mishra

We have a mental emergency here. Our noble pal Sevak has just been wickedly divorced by his mind.

~ Pawan Mishra

Who might you be?” she demanded. “A wretched lord of cacophony and sheer decibels? Or a ruthless assassin of harmony?

~ Pawan Mishra

I once heard of a class teacher who’d punish every student wearing a blue shirt whenever a student wearing blue shirt had committed a mistake. I thought that was pretty bad. I then heard of a class teacher who’d punish every student wearing a blue shirt whenever someone in blue shirt committed a mistake somewhere else. Clearly, the worst is not a reality.

~ Pawan Mishra

Disappointment has quite a penchant for taking one by a surprise.

~ Pawan Mishra