Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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In the history of man, there has been and always will be more horses' asses than horses.

~ Jeffrey Fry

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You can't say asses in church unless you are speaking of donkeys.

~ Allan Dare Pearce

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